ICJ is gone. I will be running the place from now on.

by **Lex** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:28 pm

Hey guys sorry I've been away, what have I mi-

by **Jizaboz** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:11 pm

WTF man I just got here

by **pinback** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:13 pm

I was just kidding those times. Now I am serious.

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:48 pm

The Last Day

You know what? I think this board is like a Cockroach! If the interweb gets nuked by a super virus this bbs will adapt and survive. Maybe it's undead...

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:39 pm

I'd like to see this happen. I think it could be the start of the next Golden Age of JC:

Ice Cream Jonsey

Thread: This board's software sucks rancid tuna

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject:
Yeah, this slop has no way to go to the last posts in a given thread. phpBB2 sucks.

Here's the issue though - getting your db from php itself DOES NOT WORK because it times out everywhere. I can also not get a good backup from my web host.

So I need to find a solution so we can go to phpBB3. Honestly, at this point, I'd pay for vBulletin if they could concert the rows and tables correctly. I hate phpBB with a fucking passion.

I am with this host until April 2009, but come December I plan on taking a few days off and coming up with a modern-day solution to the BBS. So, er, if you are still with us here then, you at least have that to look forward to!
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the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:33 pm

And this: The New JC BBS Dark Age

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:05 pm

And the year before that... Who do you blame for the downfall of JC BBS?

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:00 pm

I am sensing a pattern here... Jonsey's gone -- time to FUCKING WRECK THIS PLACE!!!!!!!! ...lol

by **AArdvark** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:47 pm

You could also get hearing aids from listening to assholes, but that never stops them either.

I have confidence that as Dec 21 (end of the world day) rushes towards us, this forum will be the last bastion of semi public speech! (patriotic music swells up here)

THE
LAST STAND
AARDVARK

by **pinback** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:41 pm

I don't care if I go to prison. This place is coming down, and if I have to go with it, SO BE IT.

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:50 am

pinback wrote:I will be shutting Jolt Country down next Friday, September 28.

Forever.

You do realize, that if Jonsey has said he wants this message area to remain up, and you go ahead and delete it, that that represents the felony crime of destruction of a computer system? Accessing a computer beyond one's authorization or acting beyond the instructions of the owner or their agent is a felony. It's a computer crime. In every state, and since this computer is accessed in interstate commerce, it's a federal crime as well as a state one.

Hopefully you want to consider this, although you might be lucky, if you continue despite instructions to the contrary, to just get probation instead of prison time.

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:53 am

Were you not hugged enough as a child?

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:10 pm

I will be shutting Jolt Country down next Friday, September 28.

Forever.

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:50 pm

Shall I show you my wares? ;)

by **Flack** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:15 pm

Also, the dude sells broadswords. He will cut you.

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:11 pm

I am a scientist. I will pay lip service to whomever holds the power so long as my lab remains intact and I can keep playing with the elements of my craft. Otherwise I will be forced to defect and the coveted knowledge I possess will fall into the hands of an enemy regime who will then gain the strategic advantage in the arms race.

by **pinback** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:12 pm

Don't listen to him. I've got the keys now, and this place is coming down.

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:29 pm

Oops, didnt see that there was a second page to this thread. Very glad to hear that ICJ.

by **Garth's Equipment Shop** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:27 pm

K thanks Roody. As Flack said it is still a good idea to have a backup plan in any event.

by **pinback** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:46 am

Oh, it's gonna happen.

ICJ is gone. I will be running the place from now on.

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