by Flack » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:30 am
The second one started as he was slathering butter onto a roll. "Used to use margarine," he started, "but did you know that margarine is only one molecule away from plastic? It's true, look it up!" That's when we all went "Hmmm," and he said, "yeah, when they make it it's actually black and they have to dye it yellow to make it look like butter. When I read that, I went back to using butter. It's better for you!"
When I looked it up on Snopes, not only did it say that Margarine is NOT one molecule away from butter, it pointed out what a moot point that is. "After all," the article states," water is one molecule away from being ethanol." Good point.
The Mr. Rogers one was more entertaining. I think someone brought up the Big Bird/PBS thing and then someone else mentioned Mr. Rogers and then it was like knowing a rare trivia fact. "You know, Mr. Rogers was a Vietnam sniper. That's why he wore long sleeves all the time. His arms were cov-verrrred with tattoos."
I think what bothered me the most is that I am a pretty big connoisseur of stupid and pointless trivia, so I was already thinking "if this were true, I'd know it." But it's that whole smug, "well, here's something I betcha didn't know" attitude, and of course nobody knows it because it's not true.
But yeah, if that's the litmus test, I pretty much wouldn't call anybody a maggot at a public meal with other co-workers, and I probably shouldn't point out goofy tall tales at the table whether they are presented as fact or not either.
The second one started as he was slathering butter onto a roll. "Used to use margarine," he started, "but did you know that margarine is only [i]one molecule[/i] away from plastic? It's true, look it up!" That's when we all went "Hmmm," and he said, "yeah, when they make it it's actually black and they have to dye it yellow to make it look like butter. When I read that, I went back to using butter. It's better for you!"
When I looked it up on Snopes, not only did it say that Margarine is NOT one molecule away from butter, it pointed out what a moot point that is. "After all," the article states," water is one molecule away from being ethanol." Good point.
The Mr. Rogers one was more entertaining. I think someone brought up the Big Bird/PBS thing and then someone else mentioned Mr. Rogers and then it was like knowing a rare trivia fact. "You know, Mr. Rogers was a Vietnam sniper. That's why he wore long sleeves all the time. His arms were cov-verrrred with tattoos."
I think what bothered me the most is that I am a pretty big connoisseur of stupid and pointless trivia, so I was already thinking "if this were true, I'd know it." But it's that whole smug, "well, [i]here's[/i] something I betcha didn't know" attitude, and of course nobody knows it because it's not true.
But yeah, if that's the litmus test, I pretty much wouldn't call anybody a maggot at a public meal with other co-workers, and I probably shouldn't point out goofy tall tales at the table whether they are presented as fact or not either.