by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:16 pm
I do appreciate that glass. JQW still believes I live in Fort Collins when, actually, I haven't been anywhere near there in over five years.
I did not make the Pink Flamingo. I had the worst commute of the year last night. You know how Keith Olbermann says stuff directly to the camera like, "YOU CANNOT DO THIS"? He said it to Hillary Clinton when she was lying about how long the primary was taking by bringing up the assassination of RFK. He said, "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" By the way, just so nobody forgot, Clinton's campaign was absolutely the most disgusting and drawn-out display of horseshit this country's ever seen, and I totally get why Republicans hate her so much. The Neocons haven't drug out anything on Obama. She really is a terrible person. I thought I'd reverse my opinion when McCain's camp was worse, but no. She is a horrible fucking human being.
That being said, when I was on my way home, witnessing all the shitty fucking driving, worthless construction, and other issues, I did at one point say to the other drivers, "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" But my words had as much of an effect as Keith's did. i.e., none!
I got home and I was in no mood to cook for myself. Let's be honest, Vark - pretend my arm is around your shoulder, and there is whisky on my breath - whatever I cook for the first time will not be edible. So instead, I decided to immediately go to sleep.
I woke up three hours later because some combination of cats were trying to butcher, loudly, the remaining combination. It was midnight. I went into the kitchen to get a glass of water.
I poured water into a 32 ounce "Subway" plastic cup that I keep around do normally water plants. I took a sip... I felt light headed... the world itself started to break down...
...I fucking fainted! Holy shit! I was on the floor covered in 32 ounces of water. Haha, what the? There was water everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Two of the cats were like, "Haha! What an asshole!" Boggit was like, "They can do/i] this? Humans do this?? We can just dump water now?" The expression on his face was one where everything he thought he knew was now proven false.
I don't know why I fainted. Ben has some ideas. But I got the bath towels out to clean up, then remembered it was water, then went back to bed for another 9 hours.
If I die, one of you grab the latest build of CZK out of c:\games\text\cz and give it to Kent Tessman. He'll figure out how to get it running from the beginning. You can't finish the game or anything, but there are a couple good jokes in there I GUESS.
Oh yeah, I'd maybe give the [Recipe] Pink Flamingo a shot tonight, but I am going straight to bed tonight, too. But I don't want the cream I purchased to go bad, so, Friday I guess?
I do appreciate that glass. JQW still believes I live in Fort Collins when, actually, I haven't been anywhere near there in over five years.
I did not make the Pink Flamingo. I had the worst commute of the year last night. You know how Keith Olbermann says stuff directly to the camera like, "YOU CANNOT DO THIS"? He said it to Hillary Clinton when she was lying about how long the primary was taking by bringing up the assassination of RFK. He said, "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" By the way, just so nobody forgot, Clinton's campaign was absolutely the most disgusting and drawn-out display of horseshit this country's ever seen, and I totally get why Republicans hate her so much. The Neocons haven't drug out [i]anything[/i] on Obama. She really is a terrible person. I thought I'd reverse my opinion when McCain's camp was worse, but no. She is a horrible fucking human being.
That being said, when I was on my way home, witnessing all the shitty fucking driving, worthless construction, and other issues, I did at one point say to the other drivers, "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" But my words had as much of an effect as Keith's did. i.e., none!
I got home and I was in no mood to cook for myself. Let's be honest, Vark - pretend my arm is around your shoulder, and there is whisky on my breath - whatever I cook for the first time will not be edible. So instead, I decided to immediately go to sleep.
I woke up three hours later because some combination of cats were trying to butcher, loudly, the remaining combination. It was midnight. I went into the kitchen to get a glass of water.
I poured water into a 32 ounce "Subway" plastic cup that I keep around do normally water plants. I took a sip... I felt light headed... the world itself started to break down...
...I fucking fainted! Holy shit! I was on the floor covered in 32 ounces of water. Haha, what the? There was water everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Two of the cats were like, "Haha! What an asshole!" Boggit was like, "They can [i]do/i] this? Humans do this?? We can just dump water now?" The expression on his face was one where everything he thought he knew was now proven false.
I don't know why I fainted. Ben has some ideas. But I got the bath towels out to clean up, then remembered it was water, then went back to bed for another 9 hours.
If I die, one of you grab the latest build of CZK out of c:\games\text\cz and give it to Kent Tessman. He'll figure out how to get it running from the beginning. You can't finish the game or anything, but there are a couple good jokes in there I GUESS.
Oh yeah, I'd maybe give the [Recipe] Pink Flamingo a shot tonight, but I am going straight to bed tonight, too. But I don't want the cream I purchased to go bad, so, Friday I guess?