Ground beef?

by **Retro** » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:16 pm

Seriously though, roasted brussels sprouts are great: olive oil, pepper, a little chipotle and a bit of cream on top afterwards and its awesome.

Oh... Also:

Trader Joe's 90/10 lean beef: 4 out of 10 stars.

Edible, but even going medium rare the beef was still dry.

by **The Happiness Engine** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:19 pm

I still got recipes featuring vegetables. How about a nice hash, ease back into this slowly...

by **AArdvark** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:20 pm

All of the the masquerading aside, when and what is the topic of the next cooking video?

by **Quinn Z. DeAngelo** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:28 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Flack wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:I probably deserved being cut off, I just decided to act like an asshole as Quinn DeAngelo since Bradley Svekta had decided to find a ridiculous reason to ban me no matter what I did, short of not posting at all he was going to cut me off.
Wait, you were Quinn DeAngelo??
Yeah. "Nobody can get no sleep / There's someone on everyone's toes / But when Quinn DeAngelo gets here / everybody's gonna wanna doze."

Hey, fella, don' be tryin' to take credit for what I say, you lying fat fuck!

Hey, Public Relations Flack, Don't be listenin to ol' Ironside over there, he don't have the slightest idea of what he's talkin' about.

"Ignore that man behind the curtain."

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:19 am

Flack wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:I probably deserved being cut off, I just decided to act like an asshole as Quinn DeAngelo since Bradley Svekta had decided to find a ridiculous reason to ban me no matter what I did, short of not posting at all he was going to cut me off.
Wait, you were Quinn DeAngelo??

Yeah. "Nobody can get no sleep / There's someone on everyone's toes / But when Quinn DeAngelo gets here / everybody's gonna wanna doze."

I just basically tried to create a nom-de-plume but Bradley Tz-Full-of-Shit-ska figured it out and turned on an IP ban that Jonsey left up for several weeks. I just decided to be something opposite of my usual speech patterns, I referred to everyone as "Fella."

One time Ben talked me into doing a nom-de-plume on a BBS run by his friend Michael Raugh in addition to my regular posts as Tdarcos. My "real name" was Lester Snow, my login name was "Snow* Emergency Route" and I signed every post "Snowstar."

Unfortunately, my ability to pretend to be someone else wasn't very good, Michael figured it out.

by **Flack** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:47 am

Tdarcos wrote:I probably deserved being cut off, I just decided to act like an asshole as Quinn DeAngelo since Bradley Svekta had decided to find a ridiculous reason to ban me no matter what I did, short of not posting at all he was going to cut me off.

Wait, you were Quinn DeAngelo??

by **Tdarcos** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:00 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Paul, what do we -- Jolt Country -- have to do to get another cooking video?

What if I promise never to ban you from either this site or Caltrops?

I probably deserved being cut off, I just decided to act like an asshole as Quinn DeAngelo since Bradley Svekta had decided to find a ridiculous reason to ban me no matter what I did, short of not posting at all he was going to cut me off. So there was no reason to play by the rules, because there were no rules, it was simply the unfathomable madness of a psychotic asshole, possibly worse than Ray Gordon from Usenet newsgroup alt.seduction.fast. And I don't mean me.

I could answer your question about the videos but I can't do it in ten lines and since I can't post a second message in a row I'm unable to respond at this time.

by **Flack** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:26 pm

I have bought toys from Dollar Tree before that broke because I opened the packaging too forcefully. I have also bought sodas that were flat and chips that were stale. I wouldn't eat a steak from a restaurant next door to a Dollar Tree on the chance that the meat might have come from there.

I just had a conversation with a coworker today who said that he always bought the cheapest hot dogs because, what's the difference. What's the difference? The difference is one is made from meat and one is made from lips and assholes? Drop the extra fifty cents and splurge!

by **RetroRomper** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:40 am

$4.30 per pound for 95% lean beef at Trader Joes - goes great as part of a taco salad (which surprisingly was easy enough to spice).

by **Flack** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:28 am

Do not promise that.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:55 pm

Paul, what do we -- Jolt Country -- have to do to get another cooking video?

What if I promise never to ban you from either this site or Caltrops?

by **AArdvark** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:11 am

I'm sure that every cut of meat sold at Dollar Tree is USDA approved, fresh and was not raised on cat chow. You know what would make great video content? A Go-Pro on the front of a rascal scooter in a Dollar Tree!

THE
EXCITING CHANNEL
AARDVARK

by **lethargic** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:54 pm

Tdarcos wrote:Dollar Tree sells very tasty 4 ounce frozen rib eye steaks, 4 ounce size which is perfect, an appropriate amount of meat that one should eat shouldn't be more than about 4 ounces, I usually nuke them for about 2 minutes. Very tasty.

That prices them at $4 a pound.

How big are they?

by **lethargic** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:53 pm

Meat at The Dollar Tree? MEAT AT THE DOLLAR TREE? What have we come to?

by **Flack** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:42 pm

Tdarcos wrote:Dollar Tree sells very tasty 4 ounce frozen rib eye steaks, 4 ounce size which is perfect, an appropriate amount of meat that one should eat shouldn't be more than about 4 ounces, I usually nuke them for about 2 minutes.

That sound you heard was every English teacher in America crying all at once.

by **Tdarcos** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:02 pm

Dollar Tree sells very tasty 4 ounce frozen rib eye steaks, 4 ounce size which is perfect, an appropriate amount of meat that one should eat shouldn't be more than about 4 ounces, I usually nuke them for about 2 minutes. Very tasty.

That prices them at $4 a pound.

by **Flack** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:32 pm

Not beef, but Buy For Less has ribeyes on sale for $4.99/pound. We bought four or five last weekend and grilled them.

by **RetroRomper** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:48 pm

I'm defrosting ground venison at this precise moment as part of an "epic sandwich" that I'll be constructing with a friend. Not ground beef, but its going to be delicious!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:19 pm

All right, back to the beef. What are all y'all paying? What can I expect to pay?

by **Quinn Z. DeAngelo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:34 am

Flack wrote:I would never eat what that guy eats. For starters, it appears to cause multiple personality disorder.

Hey! We resemble that remark, and think it's unfair! It being true doesn't mean the four of us can't object to it. Or is it six, some weeks I have too many personalities.

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