The game we've all been waiting for our whole lives?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:13 am

Also, I got my ship high off the asteroid. I opened the air lock. I saw I could step out.

I stepped out.

I fell for about 30 seconds back towards the asteroid. I survived!

But my ship was now irrevocably away from me. I was forever stranded.

I re-loaded.

It was beautiful.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:12 am

Do I have to INSTALL the warp drive or whatever? I think I found it.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:48 pm

Okay, I am still waiting on that video card but I ran it on my laptop. It's pretty great!

by **lethargic** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:33 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Flack wrote:Based on all of that I would say the Captain is a pretty funny guy.
"The Captain" is a Kangaroo. I'm a "Commander" you nitwit!

Homerun.

by **Tdarcos** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:48 pm

Flack wrote:Based on all of that I would say the Captain is a pretty funny guy.

"The Captain" is a Kangaroo. I'm a "Commander" you nitwit!

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"Playin' Solitaire till dawn, with a deck of 51 / Smokin' Cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo / Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do."
- Statler Brothers, Flowers on the Wall

by **Flack** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:49 am

Ben's wrong. Conversations in which Tdarcos tries to figure out why he isn't funny are funny. It's also funny when Tdarcos tries to be funny, fails miserably, and then doesn't understand why it wasn't funny. And it's funny that he refuses to post the one thing everybody here seemed to genuinely enjoy, which were his cooking videos. Based on all of that I would say the Captain is a pretty funny guy.

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:50 am

pinback wrote:Do you realize you're further than ever from being funny? And you were never remotely close?

I said this:
"The other guy expressed his opinion. I was rather impressed with the image, but, I don't think he was saying the game doesn't look impressive, I think he was saying he was disappointed with the gameplay or how it works. Maybe he can clarify or expand on his remarks."

Exactly how was that supposed to be funny?

Then you asked if you had the right to do something. So I found a song with the same phrase. Why do you think I was being funny?

Then you mentioned that you would do something involving butt sex, so I said it was the "gayest" thing on this BBS. People say things are "gay" all the time which they are meaning how it's related to stuff people who are gay act, I presume. You did the same thing, so I wanted to comment.

The only one thing that was even remotely funny was when I added the sound effect "rim shot" and realized it was related to gay sex, and that was the only thing. (Look up "rimming" sometime.)

So you're making this whole comment over two words in my message?

by **RealNC** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:11 am

I hereby apologize to the community for my behavior. I bought an expensive new graphics card yesterday and this led me to believe that graphics matter.

I was wrong.

by **lethargic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:15 am

That youtube video looks like ass.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:34 pm

Do you realize you're further than ever from being funny? And you were never remotely close?

Why do you think anything you say is funny? Because we still know you think you're funny, you never let us forget it. We keep telling you you're not, but instead of dialing it down, you seem to think that if you try HARDER, you'll finally be funny.

And it just makes it worse.

You can't. You can not, and will never be funny. Why can't you just understand that and hang out with us like a normal person? We like you just fine, just the way you are. You don't have to impress us with humor. You can't. It just makes everyone uncomfortable.

EVERY TIME (100%) you think you have something funny to say, remember: IT ISN'T. DO NOT POST IT.

by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:32 pm

pinback wrote:Do I have that right?

I don't know. Let's see what they think:

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The other guy expressed his opinion. I was rather impressed with the image, but, I don't think he was saying the game doesn't look impressive, I think he was saying he was disappointed with the gameplay or how it works. Maybe he can clarify or expand on his remarks.

pinback wrote:You keep this up, and you're gonna get some "input" from me. If you know what I mean.

(I'ma buttfuck ya!)

That has probably got to qualify as the most gay thing said on this BBS. (Rimshot) Aha! Double pun score! Does she know about this latent bisexuality of yours?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:17 pm

Up and in the butt!

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:38 pm

You keep this up, and you're gonna get some "input" from me. If you know what I mean.

(I'ma buttfuck ya!)

by **RealNC** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:46 pm

pinback wrote:And to you, this is quality input you're offering. In your mind, you think that's a valuable addition to the conversation. "Hmm. I have no idea what this is about, but I saw a picture of it which I thought looked bad, so I better make sure everyone knows about that." Do I have that right?

Why would you expect input from me? This is not the developer's forum. I'm not offering input. I'm presenting an opinion which you should feel free to ignore.

But damn does that game look like ass.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:10 pm

And to you, this is quality input you're offering. In your mind, you think that's a valuable addition to the conversation. "Hmm. I have no idea what this is about, but I saw a picture of it which I thought looked bad, so I better make sure everyone knows about that." Do I have that right?

by **RealNC** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:43 pm

I see your point. But the game still looks like ass. It might be a very good game. But a very good game that looks like ass.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:07 am

RealNC wrote:Graphically, the game looks like ass though. It's certainly no Star Citizen.

What a GLORIOUSLY terrible post!

1. If you really think this looks like ass, I have absolutely no help for you. The game is not going for hyper-realism, and may trade graphical luster for an impressionist style (and performance), but to say it looks like ass is an almost lethargic-bad opinion.

2. Star Citizen is being done by a zillion-dollar-supported huge development studio. This is being done by one (1) guy (unless you count the music, in which case, two (2) guys.) If your ONLY COMMENT is to compare the graphical capabilities of the two projects -- a comment which is utterly ridiculous unless the intent of both games is the same, which is definitely not the case here -- remember that it's an awful, AWFUL take, and write yourself a note never to post something like that again.

by **RealNC** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:11 am

Graphically, the game looks like ass though. It's certainly no Star Citizen.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:38 pm

Well, I bought the tier for five bucks. Let's see how I like it before deciding if I need updates.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:27 pm

Moons? Does it have moons? SIR

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