2014 RESOLUTIONS

by **AArdvark** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:10 am

well that didn't work out so well. I just realized I have been reading the news headlines, skipping the actual article and diving right in to the comments. Ug. Well most of the news is bad stuff anyway. Not worth my time...right? Right?

THE
TROUBLED TIMES
AARDVARK

by **RetroRomper** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:46 am

Retro Romper's 2014 RESOLUTIONS

1. Don't dwell on my resolutions: just do them.

by **Flack** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:27 pm

My goal is to not eat anything I ate in 2013.

by **ChainGangGuy** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:22 pm

The classics never die!

by **pinback** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:13 pm

One of mine is no more hard liquor.

16 hours in and NO PROBLEMS!

by **lethargic** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:18 pm

Here's my future wife.

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by **lethargic** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:51 pm

Haha. I just told disqus to stop letting me know when people responded to me. To 2014!

by **AArdvark** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:16 am

My number one is never to read the comments section after any online news or magazine article. The people that comment are all trolls a-flaming and the discussions quickly turn into hate posts

In order to keep me on my narrow goal I installed Disconnect as a Firefox add-on. Besides blocking all the trackers it can also bock most comments links so I'd have to click three additional times to see them.

THE
LOFTY GOALS
AARDVARK

by **lethargic** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:35 pm

1 - Lose weight. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 - Become best friends with Pinback.

3 - Break up with Pinback

4 - FUCK SHIT UP

by **Tdarcos** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:16 pm

pinback wrote:
lethargic wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:If I could stay on this new eating plan which involves more salads, I could increase my bowel movement count to at least three shits a week.
You post way more than three times a week.
Homerun.

I agree. That was hilarious. Now that was a really good response.

by **pinback** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:05 am

lethargic wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:If I could stay on this new eating plan which involves more salads, I could increase my bowel movement count to at least three shits a week.
You post way more than three times a week.

Homerun.

by **lethargic** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:34 pm

Tdarcos wrote:If I could stay on this new eating plan which involves more salads, I could increase my bowel movement count to at least three shits a week.

You post way more than three times a week.

by **Tdarcos** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:58 pm

If I could stay on this new eating plan which involves more salads, I could increase my bowel movement count to at least three shits a week.

It feels better when my body stops acting like a nuclear power plant and because Yucca Mountain is not ready, stores its toxic waste internally. Then all of a sudden there's an emergency evacuation alarm.

by **AArdvark** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:58 am

One box of donuts a week, minimum.

I like resolutions that are easy to work with.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:55 pm

Why don't we go for ONE thing for you this year? Just one thing?

by **pinback** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:39 pm

I am, as usual, in desperate need of some resolutions I can stick to.

I will update this thread once the list is complete.

I'm sure I can count on your support for helping me achieve whatever is on the list.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:36 am

I sort of like resolutions. They sometimes help! Here are mine.

1. No longer doing the minimum. This week I had a tire blow out, a water pipe burst in my house and a video card die on my PC, all because I am mentally weak and lazy. This is tough to "nail down" but I am no longer doing the minimum.

2. Weigh less than 215. My weight has spiraled out of control and I need to ... well honestly, I just need to get 30 minutes of exercise a day and bring my lunch in. Christ. I can do that.

3. Finish Cyberganked. Well, finish the content and get it into beta testing. I think I can do this if I put my mind to it. I am enjoying working on the game ... more than any of the others, except for Chicks Dig Jerks, to be honest.

4. Write an article for Caltrops or JC once a week.

5. No money spent on arcade games or pinball machines in 2014.

6. Move in with Melissa.

I like this list!

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