by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:22 pm
I usually hate the first hour of first person shooters. This is because they are teaching me controls I will never use again, and because they show four splash screens before letting me play and because they don't have save anywhere.
Usually I can find some fun after I tweak the game a bit.
So I got Wolfenstein: The New Order due to Pinback's recommendation. This is Thread One, where I hate it. And I do hate it, it's terrible.
.... So far.
I expect that it WILL get better, and I will start Thread Two for that. But for now, let me specifically call out:
1) There are FIVE fucking splash screens. Bethesda, the studio, id, and two I can't remember.
2) No quicksaving. Pinback probably mentioned it. It does not have the decency to save after asking you to do stupid shit it will never ask you to do again.
3) I took a screenshot but it didn't save it, but the thing wants you to press W, Left Shift and Left Control at the same time to do a "sprint slide." If you are going to use those three controls at once, it means you need to press Left Control at the right moment with your pinky.
That is an actual thing they asked adults to do.
It's a mess, gang. An awkward piece of shit. However, I got the same feelings of rage when I was playing Far Cry 3 and at least New Order isn't causing my computer to power cycle.
I guess what it comes down to is that computer games are changing and the new guard making them are all dumb assholes. How can it take 15-20 seconds to load a new level when there are check points? It's comical. This is probably the last FPS I'll ever try in my life. There simply isn't anything new going on with them and the controls and save systems are unusable.
I usually hate the first hour of first person shooters. This is because they are teaching me controls I will never use again, and because they show four splash screens before letting me play and because they don't have save anywhere.
Usually I can find some fun after I tweak the game a bit.
So I got Wolfenstein: The New Order due to Pinback's recommendation. This is Thread One, where I hate it. And I do hate it, it's terrible.
.... So far.
I expect that it WILL get better, and I will start Thread Two for that. But for now, let me specifically call out:
1) There are FIVE fucking splash screens. Bethesda, the studio, id, and two I can't remember.
2) No quicksaving. Pinback probably mentioned it. It does not have the decency to save after asking you to do stupid shit it will never ask you to do again.
3) I took a screenshot but it didn't save it, but the thing wants you to press W, Left Shift and Left Control at the same time to do a "sprint slide." If you are going to use those three controls at once, it means you need to press Left Control at the right moment with your pinky.
That is an actual thing they asked adults to do.
It's a mess, gang. An awkward piece of shit. However, I got the same feelings of rage when I was playing Far Cry 3 and at least New Order isn't causing my computer to power cycle.
I guess what it comes down to is that computer games are changing and the new guard making them are all dumb assholes. How can it take 15-20 seconds to load a new level when there are check points? It's comical. This is probably the last FPS I'll ever try in my life. There simply isn't anything new going on with them and the controls and save systems are unusable.