Whoever you wastes of space are that picked the last one: I WILL find you, and I WILL make you pay.

Ah, who am I kiddin'?

All right! This party has started up again! YES!

I see that someone has voted for something that you will never do. OK! That's OK! We'll get beyond this.

Phew, anyway. Phew! I was this close to saying "fuck it" and just posting inline, tasteful porn in the Troll Room in order to get people to visit again. Phew!

I think we can all agree that Pinback (me!) has been a veritable Content Black Hole lately, providing nothing even remotely interesting to the teeming, whimpering masses other than a few pretty photographs which somehow have still not resulted in Pinback (me!) getting a hummer from three cheerleaders at once.

But if there's anything else we can all agree on, it's that Pinback (me!) wants nothing more than to service Pinback's (my!) public. So, to that end, I present you:

THE PINBACK POLL!