A gift request.

by **RealNC** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:26 pm

You life is now complete. And Uranus will light up when that Tabasco tries to find an exit.

I don't know why I wrote that second part.

by **pinback** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:59 am

by **pinback** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 12:53 pm

Retro hooked my fat us up with the gift I requested. As usual, he is the only person to ever give back to the man who has given this place so much. (Me, I mean.)

Many thanks, Draal.

by **pinback** » Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:55 pm

Green is rapidly becoming my every-day "go-to" sauce. It doesn't excel at any one thing, but it's hard to conceive of a hot sauce usage at which it would not perform admirably.

Here's my current theory on what the various Tabasco flavors are best for:

Original Red: Mixed into stews, soups, chili, sauces, condiments.

Habanero: Grilled chicken/fish/pork.

Chipotle: Steak, red meats, eggs.

Green: All of the above, plus shaken directly into mouth.

Family Reserve: Showing off.

by **pinback** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:57 am

Jizaboz wrote:I need to try the green Tabasco sometime

Green is my second-favorite. Of the four pictured, I'd rank them like this, if I had to:

1. Original.
2. Green.
3. Habanero.
4. Chipotle.

Thankfully, I don't have to, because this is AMERICA god dammit.

by **pinback** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:20 am

Jizaboz wrote:Texas Pete is whole other story..

Yeah, a crappy one. And a LYING one, but I won't get into that here.

by **Jizaboz** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:08 am

I need to try the green Tabasco sometime

by **Jizaboz** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:07 am

Texas Pete is whole other story..

by **pinback** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:24 pm

Look. These get used for every single meal:

See how the Original on the right is still full and unopened? That's because I just tossed an empty in the trash the previous evening.

by **pinback** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:58 pm

I use it (or its Tabasco-brand cousins) with virtually every meal. And most snacks.

by **Jizaboz** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:03 pm

I can't even finish a regular-sized bottle before the color starts changing on me.

by **pinback** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:28 pm

It's a GALLON.

It's enough to last me TWO YEA-- ONE YEAR.

But no, $40. That's... that's too much. Too much to ask.

This is NOT THE TIME to ask for a $40 gift.

That's fine. I'll just keep doin' my thing here. I'm the lunchpail guy around here. I show up at 9, do my job, kick it on home at 5 and crack open a cold one.

That is just fine by me.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:18 pm

Forty dollars of tabasco! For what, now? And why?

I got you Get Lamp for Christmas, so I'm covered with the gift-giving thing.

A bottle of this is, what, three bucks?

by **pinback** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:15 am

Sure. Here is the list:

1. That thing I linked to in the beginning of the thread.

by **AArdvark** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:08 am

Maybe a list , like a wedding registry?

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AARDVARK

by **pinback** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:29 am

How are we coming on this? I hope you're coordinating between yourselves, so there's no duplicate orders. PM me for my mailing address if you don't have it.

by **pinback** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:07 pm

Yeah, or we could do what I asked, for once in fifteen years.

by **AArdvark** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:14 pm

Can't we all just send you regular, factory sealed bottles of different hot sauces and have you review them on some radio show that needs a kick in the pants?

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AARDVARK

by **pinback** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:11 pm

I would like one of these, for all of my hard work on this website:

http://countrystore.tabasco.com/TABASCO ... nfo/00052/

(WITH the gift box, please.)

Thank you. Do not order from Amazon, because occasionally they'll use a different seller who ships plastic bottles, and old ones. GLASS BOTTLE, people.)

A gift request.

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