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by Social Commentator » Fri May 23, 2003 5:06 pm

PWNED!

by Guy Who's O Key is Broken » Fri May 23, 2003 5:04 pm

;)

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 23, 2003 4:26 pm

Pc cpurse, the main thing I guess ypu can take frpm all this is that ypu're pretty much a cpmplete kneebiter ypurself, ypu miserable, pathetic lpppppppppppppppppppser.

Alsp: GET YPUR FUCKING SCREEN NAME RIGHT BEFPRE STARTING SHIT PN MY BBS, BITCH.

PK? Gppd.

by Souffle pf Pain » Fri May 23, 2003 3:33 pm

Horus P. Truthteller wrote:C'mon, RobB, have some more faith in our friend Ben and the PINBACK Summer Project. I'm sure that is not even close to where it's going. Trust me, we'll all be pleasantly surprised, and we'll love it.
What has Parrish ever done to make us have faith in him?

If he wanted to really impress us, he could bring back the Web Central BBS. That was his best work, right there. Completely unmoderated... completely dangerous. Outlaw internet. Yippie-kai-ay.

Instead, we're forced towards slumming around this dump.

There. I said it. And you know what?

It felt good to be a raging asshole.

by Horus P. Truthteller » Sun May 18, 2003 7:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Am I right?
C'mon, RobB, have some more faith in our friend Ben and the PINBACK Summer Project. I'm sure that is not even close to where it's going. Trust me, we'll all be pleasantly surprised, and we'll love it.

There. I said it. And you know what?

It felt good. It's good to be honest.



Horus P. Truthteller

SPOILER ALERT

by Pinback Summer Project » Sun May 18, 2003 7:25 pm

Your guess is entirely wrong, Jonsey. But nice try.

Not sure about all the final details of the PINBACK Summer Project just yet, but I can say...

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.

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...that it's got more retarded child humor than last year's PINBACK Summer Project.

-PSP

by Happy Pinback » Sat May 17, 2003 6:33 pm

All your points are right on the money, and I thought that "the reason you have all that air" comment was totally hilarious. I may not tell it to you enough here, or over email, but even all these years later, you are still (truly) the funniest guy I know on the internet. I don't know how you do it, but you do, and that's really all I care about.

Your friend in peace,

Ben

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat May 17, 2003 6:25 pm

Goddammit. Are we still supposed to be nice to the lobotmized version of Pinner here? What's going on?

Running this BBS didn't come with a manual.


Well, it came with the phpBB manua -- ah, forget it.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat May 17, 2003 6:24 pm

Happy Pinback wrote:That kinda hurts, man.
Of course it does. That's why the phrase goes "The Truth Hurts."
But I guess I can't really argue with you.
This is the best statement you've made in a month.
I know I have a propensity to come up with ideas, get excited about them, and then abandon them after I run out of steam.
You haven't even come up with an idea yet at this point. It's just hype. This isn't fucking 1999, nor is it the dot-com boom era right before the bubble burst. I know that working -- badly -- at eToys sort of ingrained that whole thing into your "pin"-sized (hahaha, pinner) brain, but you're going to have to do better here.

It's been a problem my whole life, and I'm trying to work on it, but it's tough.
Well, don't quit your day job.
So, I guess, I'm sorry about all the other disappointments. All I can say is, stick with me, and some day, I'm gonna make this work.
Yeah, you bet. Good luck with that. The reason that you've got so much plentiful and delicious air out there in Cally right now is because I'm NOT holding my fucking breath.
I'm going to try, anyway.
This is still "Angry" Pinback, right? Wait, shi-

by Happy Pinback » Sat May 17, 2003 6:20 pm

That kinda hurts, man. But I guess I can't really argue with you. I know I have a propensity to come up with ideas, get excited about them, and then abandon them after I run out of steam. It's been a problem my whole life, and I'm trying to work on it, but it's tough.

So, I guess, I'm sorry about all the other disappointments. All I can say is, stick with me, and some day, I'm gonna make this work.

I'm going to try, anyway.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat May 17, 2003 6:17 pm

The Pinback Summer Project!! How interesting! We're all looking forward to just what his summer project could be.

No clues have been provided yet, but I can make a guess! Would you like to know what my guess is? Here goes!

o It'll involve a so-so idea that even if completely developed and fleshed out will only provide a reaction to the masses that is little above "meh"

o It'll be seriously, terribly overhyped for weeks on end by one guy and one guy only

o After an initial furor of work on the "Summer Project," Ben will immediately lose all interest in the thing and it will remain unfinished on some Earthlink or Sprintnet or Verizon chunk of web-space, and Ben will justify his inability to work on the project by saying, "Well, if it *really* took off I'd use up my bandwidth requirements quickly and no one could see it, so this is for the best"

o I'll somehow get blamed for the thing being a raging failure, regardless of how much I do or do not contribute

o He'll lash out at guys who at one point maybe liked him but can no longer stand him, like Debaser, Worm and Looper.

o Ben'll then start drinking lots of alcohol and we'll get his "OMG DRUNK" updates. Oh, and ones involving his cat again.

o Somehow, this will utterly fail to equate the words "Pinback" and "Failure" together, even though it should do so, and should have already done so about a half-dozen times before.

Am I right?

by Pinback Summer Project » Sat May 17, 2003 11:34 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I seek knowledge.

PINBACK continues...

Hurry! Jump on the PINBACK Summer Project bus! Before it's too late.


-PSP

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun May 05, 2002 4:24 pm

I seek knowledge.

Is this "Warlords" as in the Atari game, or some kind of board game....?

by Indignant ex-afw regular » Thu May 02, 2002 3:01 pm

These people think they are so smart with their dopey acronyms. Here's a clue A.F.W-guy, nobody is impressed.

Just for those of you who are lucky enough to NOT know what all that crap means, thereby proving that you actually have a life, I'll help you out:

YHGMTPOOHT: You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of Orc's Head Tavern.

YHNC: You have no character.

The rest are obvious.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu May 02, 2002 12:42 pm

alt.fan.warlord regular wrote:YHGMTPOOHT. YHNC. HTH. HAND. FOAD.

Hmm....
you... have... g? m? to put out on horizontal trail? you have no clue... hope that helps... have a nice day... fuck off and d -- HEY!!!

by alt.fan.warlord regular » Thu May 02, 2002 12:33 pm

YHGMTPOOHT. YHNC. HTH. HAND. FOAD.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu May 02, 2002 10:33 am

Lex wrote:Are you honestly telling me that a fawkin' goblin outdoes me getting a threesome from a cheerleader-chick & Yenna in her leather skirt & nothing else?
Well, in terms of its effect on the board, yes. That is, until you manage to post pics of your soiree there.
Ahh, on the angst level, right. Speaking of which, have you 'mailed Yenna about this place? Or is it strictly IF-communit-y?
Well, I intended to reply to your Made In Scot-Land mailing list so that everyone on it saw the invite. I thought she was on that list, but I'm not sure.

If not, yes, feel free to give her (and anyone else in the world who you think would dig the site) the link.

by Lex » Thu May 02, 2002 9:59 am

Are you honestly telling me that a fawkin' goblin outdoes me getting a threesome from a cheerleader-chick & Yenna in her leather skirt & nothing else?

Ahh, on the angst level, right. Speaking of which, have you 'mailed Yenna about this place? Or is it strictly IF-communit-y?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu May 02, 2002 8:26 am

Yes, I did end up having one of those McDonalds sundaes yesterday.

And the fact that there is a poster who will be turned to stone if he is ever struck by sunlight is exactly the kind of thing I was hoping for when I started this. I mean, forget your usual E/N messages filled with angst -- THAT is some real drama right there, friends. Getting turned to motherhumping stone? That trumps all else.

by Sundae Goblin » Wed May 01, 2002 11:42 pm

sundae golbin here!! me just finish eat n stroyberry sundae. YURM!!! wander jolt countryside in search of butt-or-scotch, find "accolades" (ha! thought find book on sundaes in cave, instead thorsaurus) insted.!1

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you ice cram jonsey (r YOU a saundae!!?) for keep da color scham dark, sundae goblin eyes say thanks

LIGHT BAD. SUNSHINE BAD. Sunshine turn us to STONE! can't very well eat sundae then. craaaave sundae!!

SUNDAE GOOD. better than eat n children. no eat childen. only eat sundae. easy r to eat sundae than wailin "bellowing" 8-year old. so why villagers so mad? me no kno nuffin cept sundae. LOVE sundae. LOVE exclamation points 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ate myself silly for sundae on Clash Day, remind self "only com once a-- MEWANIE!?!?!?!?!? is that U?

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