We go to the Letchworth arts and craft sale every October and those signs are all over the place there. Prolly where we got ours.

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Flack wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:56 am I think when the signs go on sale, people scoop them up for their antique booths.

That would totally make sense!

I don't know about China, but I've seen a lot of these same signs as Hobby Lobby, which is based here in Oklahoma. I think when the signs go on sale, people scoop them up for their antique booths.

https://www.hobbylobby.com/Home-Decor-F ... 3-109-1061

ChainGangGuy wrote: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:47 pm Is it words you desire? Then you shall have them.

Hahah! I think the fact that the author of this frequently goes from referring to themselves as "I" to "i" speaks volumes here.

Flack wrote: Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:20 pm That reminds me -- I took this picture at an antique mall last weekend.

Everybody, pick something you want for Christmas.

Dude are these things made in China or are there some kits to make them or something? "Craft dealers" in booths sometimes have the same signs that I see in the Wings beach crap store. I recognize some of these same stupid signs in the picture.

That reminds me -- I took this picture at an antique mall last weekend.

Everybody, pick something you want for Christmas.

Is it words you desire? Then you shall have them.

In my years as a property manager, dealing with a couple thousand SFH in the Greater Metro Atlanta area, I would see many weird, wild things. Many of which I happily snapped a photo of, both to document and to provide myself future amusement. I do very much wish I had kept more. This tenancy ended in a dispossessory action. Somehow they found the time to pen this halliloquy, but not a money order to cover the rent.

Tdarcos wrote: Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:07 am

Billy Mays wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:14 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:58 amNot any more. What sign are you referring to?

The one explaining your rules of etiquette for when other people use the microwave.

I honestly don't remember this. Can you find where I mentioned it? I tried doing a search both here and on Caltrops and I might as well change my name to 404.

3:32

"Please Do Not use this microwave unless you speak to Paul or Thomas first -Thank You". Turns out someone burned out the last one.

Probably the amount of time to set on the microwave for the perfect pork patty. Since you've not had one in years it's no wonder 404 showed up.

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Billy Mays wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:14 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:58 amNot any more. What sign are you referring to?

The one explaining your rules of etiquette for when other people use the microwave.

I honestly don't remember this. Can you find where I mentioned it? I tried doing a search both here and on Caltrops and I might as well change my name to 404.

What sign is that? "Paul: don't put the cat in"?

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:58 amNot any more. What sign are you referring to?

The one explaining your rules of etiquette for when other people use the microwave.

Billy Mays wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:38 pm Tdarcos, do you still have that sign on your microwave?

Not any more. What sign are you referring to?

Tdarcos, do you still have that sign on your microwave?

There must be a Runner chase video on your Youtube page in the future!


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At the top of my "office" door is a sticker: "This door to remain unlocked during business hours."
On the front door to the house is our address. Another sticker says "Please do not slam this door."
There is also a push/pull sticker with the six national credit cards (Amex, Discover, JCB, M/C, Union Pay and Visa.
Over the two light switches next to it are stickers with "Outside Light" and "Living room". The outside light is taped over so it is not turned off; the switch has a motion sensor.

While Stupido Paul was doing this he had the door open for a moment to look at the sticker. Runner ran right past me and out the door where he thinks its fun for me to try and chase him. All I need is 5 seconds to grab the first thing I can, like his tail. If I get close he runs a little further so I can't reach. Twice I almost got stuck in the grass. He won; I closed the door on him. It's too cold to leave it open. Once he gets cold and hungry, he'll be back. About an hour or so.

I should put up a sign,"I can't believe I fucked up again."

Oh yeah, there's also this...

I got:
"man cave" in the stairwell leading down to the basement studio
"live laugh love" over the fridge
"laundry today or naked tomorrow" in the laundry room

There's also that Irish blessing on a plaque, but that's a seasonal thing.

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Hahaha yeah that house sucks.

I have no words displayed in my house.

pinback wrote: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:07 pm I mean, Jesus Christ.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7906 ... lpage=true

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, fucking tight ass Star Wars bedroom, lame, lame, lame.

We have the following:

"Live Laugh Love" (everywhere)
"I don't think anyone has ever been murdered in this house" (right as you walk in)
"Robb and Melissa's Wedding Lair" (as you walk down to the arcade)
"Asteroids" (as you walk down to the arcade)
"Q*bert" (as you w -- there are marquees as you walk down to the arcade.)

I believe we have other words in our house.