by Jack Straw » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:40 pm
pinback wrote:Good morning! Now, with a rested body and clear head, I can get to the business of replying in earnest to Jack Straw's post! Warning to any hypersensitive, apologetic Sysops out there: this could get a little rough!
I was hoping I wouldn't get a simple sad face, you queen!
YOU? Come on here and call me a pussy for it? You, some friend of Jonsey who pops in once a month or two and has generally provided about a thousandth of the content and insight and input and interest and creativity into this site in your whole tenure as I do on an average weekday morning, you're gonna start some shit with me?
Basically, mons pubis, a hotel room in Vegas that you have for the weekend is not the place to be finding your lifemate. And what the hell happened to the other girl you were supposed to pork? You could have just as easily been making doe eyes at her as well, what made you choose one over the other? Sex does NOT equal love, or even emotions.. this is how men go to jail. Just get the fuck over it man! You probably just fucked up your chances of banging this girl ever again - they don't like simpering limpwrists, ESPECIALLY whores who just want to fuck no strings attached and "have a wild time"
And, no, I don't post a hell of a lot here anymore. I have a kid and a job now, as well as a LIFE. I don't have the free time to be posting 20 messages a day on BBS's anymore, unlike, I dunno, someone who gets laid every 3 years.
Go to groucho.org and take a peek at what it says under my name. "Old-time JCer". What was *your* handle on the REAL JC?
Thiiis waas nooot aan iiinternet chiiick. Iiii meeeet heeer aaat aaa paaartyyyy. Is it working? We'll quiz you later and see how you do.
You haven't seen her in how long? You've talked to her on the phone when? The hotel fuckathon came about as the result of a ridiculous AIM conversation, correct?
SHE'S A FUCKING CHICK FROM THE INTERNET
Okay, now get back to your usual routine of not posting anything, not being funny, not being in any way entertaining or compelling, but also managing to come off as an enormous... okay, I'll say it: "assjack"
You know, for someone with 32 years of shitty life behind him, and a self-purported master of BBS's, you damn sure can't recognize a troll when you see one.
[quote="pinback"]Good morning! Now, with a rested body and clear head, I can get to the business of replying in earnest to Jack Straw's post! Warning to any hypersensitive, apologetic Sysops out there: this could get a little rough!
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I was hoping I wouldn't get a simple sad face, you queen!
[quote]YOU? Come on here and call me a pussy for it? You, some friend of Jonsey who pops in once a month or two and has generally provided about a thousandth of the content and insight and input and interest and creativity into this site in your whole tenure as I do on an average weekday morning, you're gonna start some shit with me?
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Basically, mons pubis, a hotel room in Vegas that you have for the weekend is not the place to be finding your lifemate. And what the hell happened to the other girl you were supposed to pork? You could have just as easily been making doe eyes at her as well, what made you choose one over the other? Sex does NOT equal love, or even emotions.. this is how men go to jail. Just get the fuck over it man! You probably just fucked up your chances of banging this girl ever again - they don't like simpering limpwrists, ESPECIALLY whores who just want to fuck no strings attached and "have a wild time"
And, no, I don't post a hell of a lot here anymore. I have a kid and a job now, as well as a LIFE. I don't have the free time to be posting 20 messages a day on BBS's anymore, unlike, I dunno, someone who gets laid every 3 years.
Go to groucho.org and take a peek at what it says under my name. "Old-time JCer". What was *your* handle on the REAL JC?
[quote]Thiiis waas nooot aan iiinternet chiiick. Iiii meeeet heeer aaat aaa paaartyyyy. Is it working? We'll quiz you later and see how you do.
[/quote]
You haven't seen her in how long? You've talked to her on the phone when? The hotel fuckathon came about as the result of a ridiculous AIM conversation, correct?
SHE'S A FUCKING CHICK FROM THE INTERNET
[quote]Okay, now get back to your usual routine of not posting anything, not being funny, not being in any way entertaining or compelling, but also managing to come off as an enormous... okay, I'll say it: "assjack"
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You know, for someone with 32 years of shitty life behind him, and a self-purported master of BBS's, you damn sure can't recognize a troll when you see one.
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