[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Tdarcos would be Johnny Rotten[/quote]
Who went on to form a new band, "Public Image Limited Mobility."

[quote="RetroRomper"]With Hapticanimal's help[/quote]

You guys have a real Sid & Nancy thing going on here. That would make your face the Sex Pistols, Tdarcos would be Johnny Rotten and pinback is the mysterious lurker that conspiracy theorists say actually killed Nancy, not the drugs.

Do they sell anti-self-obsession cream? Try that.

About ten minutes ago, I decided to revamp, condense, and otherwise make my nightly skincare routine less of a hassle. With Hapticanimal's help, 18 steps were consolidated into 8 and thankfully the one step that I had to give 20 minutes is now gone!

In our last thread, I left it up to your wonderful imaginations as to what, where, or how you shove in and rub Artichoke Power Essence into your skin. This time I'm going to actually explain and clarify exactly how this shit works.

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Step 1: Time Revolution: The first Treatment Essence Mist

-A basic FTE (usually hongbang) and delivers herbs and spices, prepping it for the more aggressive next few steps. Think first line moisturizer.

Step 2: Super Aqua Cell Renew Snail Skin Treatment

-Toner (watery layer of moisture) that begins the process of layering on moisture / is always the lightest moisture as the routine goes from lightest to heaviest for best absorption.

Step 3: Garden of Wison: Immortelle Blossom Hyaluronic Acid Serum

-Watery gel thing that adds a layer of hyraluronic acid that serves as a "sticky base" for other moisturizers.

Step 4: Super Aqua Cell Renew Snail Essential Moisturizer

-Light moisturizer - I am now just adding layers to my skin to keep it plump, ageless, and toned.

Step 5: Snail Bee High Content Essence

-Has snail in it (that is considered soothing for skin) and the bee venom is supposed to tighten and soothe skin.

Step 6: Shark Sauce

-Skin whitener (lightens dark spots) and a light layer of moisture.

Step 7: Snail Natural Pure Cream: Eco Science Treatment - Natural Formula -

-Another layer of moisture plus a light sealer plus snail (because who doesn't love the idea of rubbing MORE snail onto their face?)

Step 8: Organic Flowers Water Cream (Natto Gum - Natural Fermentation)

-Heavy sealer combined with a light moisturizer.

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As Loagergirl (now LoaferMama I guesssssss) noted, she had no idea what any of the crap I was smearing on my mug was meant for, so hopefully this demystifies my day to day routine for everyone!

In case you were curious as to exactly how they collect snail slime and bee venom...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW091RcNpAw[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGQso0dWwy8[/youtube]

Things you probably didn't know had industrial level production processes.