You'd think that if he knew he was going to make a crappy movie that'd he'd be alright in getting Mark Hamil to play the role he played forever.
They even changed the look of the bad guys? How the hell did he sell anyone on that script? I wish I had it so easy. Good work, Chris.
CR>"Hey, we've got this game called Wing Commander. It's got lionfaced bad guys, Mark Hamil, Biff, and a bunch of space combat."
Hollwood Producer>"Lose everything you just mentioned, and you've got a deal. What else you working on?"
CR>"Oh, something called 'Dungeon Siege.' You set up around a dungeon and -- "
Video Game Producer> "Oh, hey, if I may interject -- lose the actual siege, and you've got a deal."
CR> "KEEN!"
I can not sum up just how violated I feel by that movie without writing a long & scathing review & giving it to Jonsey to put up on JC.
You should do that. The Content Monster would thank you.
You'd think that if he knew he was going to make a crappy movie that'd he'd be alright in getting Mark Hamil to play the role he played forever.
They even changed the look of the bad guys? How the hell did he sell anyone on that script? I wish I had it so easy. Good work, Chris.
CR>"Hey, we've got this game called Wing Commander. It's got lionfaced bad guys, Mark Hamil, Biff, and a bunch of space combat."
Hollwood Producer>"Lose everything you just mentioned, and you've got a deal. What else you working on?"
CR>"Oh, something called 'Dungeon Siege.' You set up around a dungeon and -- "
Video Game Producer> "Oh, hey, if I may interject -- lose the actual siege, and you've got a deal."
CR> "KEEN!"
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I can not sum up just how violated I feel by that movie without writing a long & scathing review & giving it to Jonsey to put up on JC.[/quote]
You should do that. The Content Monster would thank you.