Rather than having to experience any of this yourself, allow the JC Comedy Players to take care of it for you.

[b]TV SHOW[/b]: Paradise Island
"Oh yes I did!!!"
[i]"Oh NO HE DI'INT!!!!"[/i]


[b]MUSIC[/b]: The Ataris
"Goonies! LOL!"


[b]MUSIC[/b]: Bowling For Soup
"I had sex with all your friends! All I wanted was to see you naked! I wanna be sedated! LOL!"


[b]WEB FORUM[/b]: The Straight Dope Message Board
"Calling people 'cocksuckers' is offensive to gay men!"
"I know everything, except how to not sound like a twat on a message board!"
"Hi Opal LOL!"


[b]AD[/b]: The Dell Interns
"I'm the black guy! I'm slick like pine tar!"
"I'm the girl! No, the other one!"
"I'm the femme! ELECTRO SHOCK LOL!"


[b]AD[/b]: The Onion Personals
"I'm the most unique person in the world! Tattoos, coffee, emo!"
"So am I! LOL!!"


And finally...

[b]WEB FORUM[/b]: JOLT COUNTRY BBS
"Haiku!"
"Q*bert! Anal!"
"[b][i]BANNED![/i][/b]