Alright, this thing has been passed around like the phattest phatty boom batty at a Dave Matthews Band concert, but just in case someone reading this hasn't seen it, here you go:

http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top

This almost makes up for all the millions of man-hours lost in IRC. I don't want to turn this place into Fark.com or anything, but as I have been a bit distracted the last couple of days by the crippling heat wave I'll send you to someone else's comedy barn until I can perform the Herculean task of running a river of funny through mine.