I didn't end up getting one yet. I called the Wal-Mart in Longmont and the kid who answered the phone informed me that they didn't have the air conditioners that were available on the website, but a different brand that was $10 more expensive. I know that it has to be annoying to operate in a store where there is a website throwing out wild deals and claims (especially since I'll go out on a limb and state that Wal-mart does nothing to let their employees anywhere near that site during work hours) but he was a little too incredulous at some other air conditioning model even existing, much less being sold at this magical "web" place.

I'd get one today but I have to be out of work by 4:00 to make it home by 5:00 to get ready for a softball game at 6:00. I can't recommend living 45 minutes from work enough. It's as entertaining and enjoyable as buried treasure, double cherry pie, and --


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Now when you bring HOT, bubbling babes back to your sex lab, you can really pound away minus the sweat.
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I can't compete with the concept of the "sex lab." Well played, Milker. Well played.

So, Sherwinator:

Did you get that damn SWAMP cooler I showed you yesterday? Sometimes I wonder why they call them SWAMP coolers? You think maybe it helps reduce the fluid that you accumulate in your bung hole in your apartment bedroom (ie SWAMP ASS)? Ponder that Sherwin, I mean really think about. Your buddy milk has just reduced the sweaty sheet syndrome you have been suffering this summer Robb.

Now when you bring HOT, bubbling babes back to your sex lab, you can really pound away minus the sweat. I mean you can litterly squeeze the cheeks together for a full thrust and not worry about the sweat farts. Just pound man, just pound it. Just remember you buddy milk, who hooked you up when pound.