Why I Hate Worm, by Ben Parrish

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by bruce » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:53 pm

Vitriola wrote:flavorful, filling and relaxing Vitriola?
I'd love to be relaxing by filling the flavorful Vitriola.

Just sayin'.

Bruce

by Vitriola » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:33 pm

So why choose the infuriating, indigestion-inspiring AIM buddy Worm, when you could have the more flavorful, filling and relaxing Vitriola?

by Worm » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:29 pm

I really should of called you on posting this. I knew you would.

Why I Hate Worm, by Ben Parrish

by pinback » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm

This should tell you all you need to know.
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BenMustard: I find you to be overly contrarian lately.
BenMustard: Contrarians make me want to puke.

InsertClicheName: Thanks for finally making me look up "Contra" I always felt wierd looking up a game title.
InsertClicheName: Well, I'm not making up my opinions of the fly. I always was into trying shit I never liked, that's how I started to like Olives and Sushi.

BenMustard: Would you rather eat high-grade sushi or low-grade sushi?

InsertClicheName: Low-grade as in?

BenMustard: Less fresh, lower quality, less flavor, etc.

InsertClicheName: Not something that would make me sick though.

BenMustard: No, perfectly safe, but lousy, flavorless sushi.
BenMustard: Which would you prefer?

InsertClicheName: I don't know.

BenMustard: You don't know.

InsertClicheName: I'd have to taste them.

BenMustard: Are you an idiot?

InsertClicheName: I thought you'd like that.

BenMustard: I just told you, one of them has lots of good flavor, and the other doesn't.

InsertClicheName: I guess the one that tastes better. I wouldn't surely seek out bad Sushi but if I was faced with it I would try to rise above it an enjoy it as much regardless.

InsertClicheName: I don't know if I really could tell the difference either.

BenMustard: Oooooh, so you'd prefer the kind that tastes better? WOW! What a breakthrough!

InsertClicheName: Well, I wouldn't go to another store.
InsertClicheName: I don' thing the differences are equal.
InsertClicheName: *don't

BenMustard: WHAT?
BenMustard: You have two sushi places, one of which is good, one of which isn't, and you'd frequent them both equally?
BenMustard: Well, then you're dumber than I gave you credit for.

InsertClicheName: Well, that would come down to a matter of cost.

BenMustard: They cost the same.

InsertClicheName: So before I get pedantic, the restraunts only difference is flavorful sushi as opposed to not so flavorful sushi?

BenMustard: Yeah. One's a good sushi place, one isn't.

InsertClicheName: Well, it would depend on the gap between the sushi.

BenMustard: Goodbye, Worm.
BenMustard: Wait a minute.

InsertClicheName: =-()

BenMustard: Why would it depend on the gap? If you've got a choice, WHY NOT CHOOSE THE BETTER ONE?!

InsertClicheName: Well if one was only slightly worse I might visit that place every now and then.

BenMustard: WHY!?!?

InsertClicheName: Why not?
InsertClicheName: For a change, I guess.

BenMustard: Well, you're a retard. Or psychotic. Intentionally choosing inferior quality stuff.
BenMustard: Well, great. Have a nice life.

InsertClicheName: Well, it depends on how inferior.

BenMustard: Good for you.

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