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Re: I'm 21! Quick survey.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:15 pm

kingdavid wrote:I'm 21! Quick survey: How many more drinks do I need?

zero?
one?
two?
three?
more than three?

I'm going to NEW YORK CITY tomorrow! HA! Suck it...uh...someone. EVERYONE! YES! EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT! what happened to me not drinking? that didn't last very long, did it?
The correct answer was: you need thirty-three more drinks.

by bruce » Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:58 pm

Yeah, everything Straw said, so, "way more than three."

Bruce

by Jack Straw » Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:40 pm

This is my favorite post ever.

Oh, and David? Don't worry about tomorrow.. tomorrow's for tomorrow. TODAY.. today is for drinking. I recommend one per each year of life.
Sure, you'll be passed out in a gutter somewhere with loss of bowel control, if you're lucky. If you're unlucky you could end up in the ER with yummy alcohol poisoning or in a "drunk tank" aka "paddy wagon" and on your way to meet Bubz.
But whatever happens, it will be better than being in the Big Apple during round 2 of AL-Queda's attacks, which if the terrorism level indicator is any... indication.. will be TOMORROW!

WATCH YOUR DRUNK ASS FOOL THE TALIBAN IS COMING!!

I'm 21! Quick survey.

by kingdavid » Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:25 pm

I'm 21! Quick survey: How many more drinks do I need?

zero?
one?
two?
three?
more than three?

I'm going to NEW YORK CITY tomorrow! HA! Suck it...uh...someone. EVERYONE! YES! EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT!

what happened to me not drinking? that didn't last very long, did it?

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