by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:27 pm
(And Vitriola, and Mrs. One of the Bruces.)
One of the Bruces, his lovely wife and their three dogs were in Colorado recently. Because I am the sort of person, as of late, who can barely be bothered to write more than two trollable sentences if he managed to jump rope on Mars, I thought I'd break that habit and write about the experience.
Unfortunately, I remember very little othe than the fact that we were at a Tap House and shit kept blowing over. However, I will provide three images and you guys can tell me which you think is longer than the length of Bruce's current beard:
Exhibit 1: a shellelagh.
Exhibit 2: this long-ish snake
Exhibit 3: the Eifel Tower
Regardless of what you pick, it IS impressive, and Bruce's Beard needs an account.
(And Vitriola, and Mrs. One of the Bruces.)
One of the Bruces, his lovely wife and their three dogs were in Colorado recently. Because I am the sort of person, as of late, who can barely be bothered to write more than two trollable sentences if he managed to jump rope on Mars, I thought I'd break that habit and write about the experience.
Unfortunately, I remember very little othe than the fact that we were at a Tap House and shit kept blowing over. However, I will provide three images and you guys can tell me which you think is longer than the length of Bruce's current beard:
Exhibit 1: a shellelagh.
[img]http://www.caneman2.com/Dscf0363s.JPG[/img]
Exhibit 2: this long-ish snake
[img]http://www.pitt.edu/~mcs2/herp/snake.pics/N_clarkii.jpg[/img]
Exhibit 3: the Eifel Tower
[img]http://www.sorvan.com/personal/trip/20-eifel_tower.jpg[/img]
Regardless of what you pick, it IS impressive, and Bruce's Beard needs an account.