1) Do you drink alone
"There's nobody else here." - Travis Bickle
2) Do you drink to relieve the crushing boredom that permeates every aspect of your miserable life
Jesus, what the hell else is it for?
3) Do you drink to self medicate
Hey, I self-diagnose, might as well finish what I start!
4) Do you drink to keep the bugs from coming out of the walls
We were all having fun, but you had to take it
too far.
5) Do you drink because it's 'FUN'
Yes. I enjoy fun.
If you have answered yes to any of these questions it's time to have another beer
Even at 8:13 in the morning?
Welp, can't argue with an expert, I guess!