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So you're angry because you believe you have many choices in America?

Ibiter Titsoff once wrote..

[quote]трахните Вас зака! and you weel like eet![/quote]


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Haha, I liked the unwashed fucking euro one.

If you use the default Google portal, you've no doubt encountered the "Quote of the Day," which is apparently a living database filled with communists, terrorists, International Anti-American Engineers and the French. Here's today's quote, for instance:

[quote="Peter Ustinov"]Quote of the Day editclose edit
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In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
- Peter Ustinov
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Thanks, Pete! Hope bringing down the greatest nation in the history of the universe through snotty comments really pays dividends for you.

Here are some quotes that didn't, for whatever reason, quite make it in.


[quote="Kristoff Kreggijer"]
Through mother, father, mater, pater, uncles, nephews and aunts... through all manner of homestyle bonds, fucking America is PANTS.

- Kristoff Kreggijer[/quote]


[quote="Igor Stansijkov"]
United States? More like United WEIGHTS. Eh? Eh? OVER WEIGHTS

- Igor Stansijkov[/quote]


[quote="Some Unwashed Fucking Euro"]
America bathes more than Europe, all right... in its own [i]irrevelance[/i]

- Some Unwashed Fucking Euro[/quote]


[quote="Sinestro of Korugar"]

Damn you, Jordan! Damn you!

- Sinestro of Korugar[/quote]


OK, this is quickly becoming an Onion bit. Fuck Google.