by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Nov 03, 2002 4:02 am
Yeah. it's from the work-in-progress.
OK, I have never done this before and I will never do this again (and in fact, I reserve the right to change any of the below text) but here's the quote in context.
The rest of the game isn't so bouncy-off-of-dialogue, I swear:
(Oh, and if DAK is reading this, Barnaby Gibs is the character that you play.)
(Oh, and if Lex is reading this, the narrator is the character that you play.)
(Oh, and if Joe Mason is reading this, the clerk is the character that you play.)
"Kee-rist you've got a pretentious, arrogant streak in you when it comes to that Mall," says Barnaby. "How did I get myself into another endless discussion about the fucking Mall with you anyway?"
"Show some respect to the only place worth dropping money at in New Haz."
"Hey!" exclaims the clerk.
"No offense," I shrug. I turn back to Barnaby. "No, seriously, only hippies and pagans hang out there. I thought you hated those kinds of groups."
"I hate everybody," says Barnaby. "No, I need them for a trip I'm taking. Mardi Gras is next month." That's right: Gibs had mentioned this, but I couldn't afford to go. "Anyway, the people that hang out there are like the polar opposite of those that hang out in your store. Where your peeps see not showering as a kind of badge of honor, the girls over there smell sweet, like fruit. Where your customers are hideously overweight and convinced that they are 'living life to the fullest,' they are curvaceous and toned. Where the D&D clientel see the ultimate clothing accessory as the plaid Cum Rag, they -- "
"Okay... OKAY. Jesus, I frigging get it. Your point is made."
Yeah. it's from the work-in-progress.
OK, I have never done this before and I will never do this again (and in fact, I reserve the right to change any of the below text) but here's the quote in context. [size=75]The rest of the game isn't so bouncy-off-of-dialogue, I swear: [/size]
(Oh, and if DAK is reading this, Barnaby Gibs is the character that you play.)
(Oh, and if Lex is reading this, the narrator is the character that you play.)
(Oh, and if Joe Mason is reading this, the clerk is the character that you play.)
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"Kee-rist you've got a pretentious, arrogant streak in you when it comes to that Mall," says Barnaby. "How did I get myself into another endless discussion about the fucking Mall with you anyway?"
"Show some respect to the only place worth dropping money at in New Haz."
"Hey!" exclaims the clerk.
"No offense," I shrug. I turn back to Barnaby. "No, seriously, only hippies and pagans hang out there. I thought you hated those kinds of groups."
"I hate everybody," says Barnaby. "No, I need them for a trip I'm taking. Mardi Gras is next month." That's right: Gibs had mentioned this, but I couldn't afford to go. "Anyway, the people that hang out there are like the polar opposite of those that hang out in your store. Where your peeps see not showering as a kind of badge of honor, the girls over there smell sweet, like fruit. Where your customers are hideously overweight and convinced that they are 'living life to the fullest,' they are curvaceous and toned. Where the D&D clientel see the ultimate clothing accessory as the plaid Cum Rag, they -- "
"Okay... OKAY. Jesus, I frigging get it. Your point is made."
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