The Onion ruins everything.

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by Worm » Sat Mar 15, 2003 8:29 pm

I take that back. My mom doesn't care what I do until I refuse to go along with one of here hair brained "let's make money" shcemes like going back to college and telling fortunes online ... she just refuses to go back and be a fucking nurse. Know what I am going to do when I become an adult and move out?

NOTHING FUCKING DUMB ASSED!

by AArdvark » Sat Mar 15, 2003 7:28 pm

I guess I can get that Commodore 128D I always wanted. Along with that Apple Krate and Mickey mouse style drum set. WOW! being an adult can be fun..



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by Worm2 » Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:53 pm

Pretty much my mom really doesn't care what I do. As long as my room doesn't become completely disguisting. Even then I usually tell her to blow off. I guess when I get my own apartment I'm going to make sure it is quieter so I can read more easily. Probably paint walls and remodel a whole lot fucking less then I have to for my mother.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:06 pm

I had been in the "real world" all of four months before it occurred to me, one day, that I could have cherry pie filling for dinner if I so desired. And on that night, I did.

Dammit.

The Onion ruins everything.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:05 pm

Thanks for one of the Bruces for ruining my day with this info:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3909/adulthood_spent.html

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