Crazy Doodles

[AArdvark]

anything weird or funny is because of the new guy."
"That's right."
"Hmmm, Like the machine gun yesterday, or you shitting out a robot?"
"Exactly."
"I forgot to ask you, did it hurt?"
"Not at the time," Nicole said. "It was just like a gerbil, really."
"And how do you know what a gerbil feels like?" he asked.
"Do you really want to know?"
"Well...kinda."
"Back in college I used to date a guy that worked in a pet shop. He had a gerbil named Mister Ribblers. One Saturday night after finals we got some vodka and the cord from my window blinds and.."
"Ok, ok, forget it." Richard said. "I dont really want to know."

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

We don't deserve either of you.

[The Ribbler]

What in the unholy name of Christ is a "ribbler"?

bend over and ill tell you!

[AArdvark]

It's just my comical name for ribs. Ribs on the grill. Grilling ribs on the grill. Naming a gerbil Mister Ribblers in one of my stories made me laugh and so ever and anon ribs will be known as ribblers.

THE
LET IT BE WRITTEN
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

Well I'm never showing MY intestines to the censors at Google Play again, that's all I'm gonna say.

THE
SEXUALLY GRATIFYING
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

annnnd now I need a shower

[AArdvark]

I wanna hear about RobB living in bear country!

[Billy Mays]

I've finally made it people! AArdvark crazy doodled me into a Cenobite. I love it! I love everything about it. Can you please add this to the avatar collection? This calls for a drink.

[AArdvark]

[Billy Mays]

You could use your talents to create something nice for Tdarcos and then send it to him.

[AArdvark]

He would really, really like to see a video of you drinking whiskey. I'll even put it on a flash drive and we'll send it with his pizza.

THE
EXTRA TOPPINGS
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

[AArdvark]

I thought that one up at work and was too lazy to redraw it when I got home

[RealNC]

Do you accept requests?

[AArdvark]

Let's do this!

[RealNC]

A T-Rex in a giant hamster wheel with two cables connected to it. (A dinomo.)

[AArdvark]

Ok I worked up a dino-mo crazy doodle. Now all I need is a quiet half hour and a martini to get it on paper.

THE
BUSY AS A
RENTED BEAVER
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

[RealNC]

[AArdvark]