JC BBS TUESDAY REPORT

Base Monitor · Post by **Base Monitor** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:44 pm

WORST TUESDAY EVER.

n/t

Sir James Bond of Kansas · Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:08 pm

*waits patiently for Icecream Jonsey to make his two humerous posts. Hey, you said *every thread*, didn't you!

Base Monitor · Post by **Base Monitor** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:16 pm

THATS TRUE HE DID. BUT THAT WOULD CERTAINLY BE IN KEEPING WITH THIS BEING THE WORST TUESDAY EVER.

n/t

Base Monitor · Post by **Base Monitor** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:08 pm

IM SORRY DID I SAY THAT LAST TUESDAY WAS THE WORST TUESDAY EVER. I STAND CORRECTED.

n/t

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:23 pm

You gotta love it.

I'm getting shit (elsewhere) for both not having released my new game yet AND for not keeping this BBS churning with fresh content.

I'm just one man! I can't spend 18 hours a day in front of a computer! What about fresh air! What about ...

...

... OK, I can't think of anything else that I'd be doing if I were away from the PC. Someone once used a phrase along the lines of "kising" or something, but don't quote me on that. I hear it's something that people do, but again, I'm going off second-hand knowledge.

Damn you, Base Monitor. Damn you for when you are right.

ChiNEE BACE MONITAH! · Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:43 pm

Waaaaah! I da chinees bace monita! Waaaaah! Jonsey, it not yo faut dis BBS no good onna Tusday! Udda peepol gotta poss stuff too! Waaaaaah!

Commoh peepo, poss! POSS SOMETING!! Waaaah! You gotta sompin to say, yoooo gota say it! POSS IT!!

Waaahaaaaaaa! CHINES BASE MONITA!!! WAAAAH!!

nooo tex!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:55 pm

That was extremely offensive.

That will be the "voice" of Jolt Country until the rest of us step it up. Ben is doing an admirable job, but for those of us who do not hate everything and are not getting completely played by some "playa" chica... the going can be difficult.

Maybe instead of Happy Day we should do "Three Days Hate" or something.

chINEES BAS monit!! · Post by **chINEES BAS monit!!** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 3:07 pm

Waaaaaah!

Wassa matta Jonsy, yoo dont rikey CHINEE BACE MONATA!!!!??

Waaaaah!!!!

nooo TEX! you GO NOW!!

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:25 pm

Hey, Base Monit! You konw how you guys name your kids? You drop your silverware down the stairs! OMG OMG ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOLO!!11!1!1!!!111!11!!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all month. Dammit.

milker · Post by **milker** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:25 pm

Yousa beatsa yoursss meatsa!

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:47 pm

Oh, oh, waitwaitwaitwait, did I say you could talk? No! Shut up, bitch!