I'm here, Dick.

[The REAL Man]

I'm here because this is the easiest way for me to get ahold of a certain something that I won't specify in a public forum. (It's a perfectly legal thing to have.) Let's just say that the cost of acquiring something from a certain mutual friend involves so much bitching and whining from said friend that it's cheaper to buy it in the store (which, of course, is what I recommend that you all do). But RobB seems to think that if I come over here and punch up his BBS a bit, well, he will show me where I can obtain said object at a discount. ANd that's all I'm gonna say about that.

So, here I am.

Where's Jethro? Where are the boobs? (Find one, and you've found one of the other.)

[Vitriola]

Whatchoo tawkkin bout dedicated carpool lane???
I think you mean dedicated breakdown lane with diamonds now painted in them. Sure, you can receive a real nice opporunity to pay $271 to the state if you drive in one alone, but Jesus help you if you suddenly blow up yer engine. But, you know, hey, it's not like anybody'll ever miss the breakdown lanes, it's not like traffic ever really moves...

I love California. Only state that has ever satisfactorily satisfied my sense of the ridiculous.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

But RobB seems to think that if I come over here and punch up his BBS a bit, well, he will show me where I can obtain said object at a discount. ANd that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Thanks for not making me come off like a male prostitute there, buddy. It's appreciated.

Anyway, send me an e-mail at beaver@zombieworld.com and we'll discuss my end of this little tete-a-tete. I have neither your address (I suspect) nor your e-mail addy.

Where's Jethro? Where are the boobs? (Find one, and you've found one of the other.)

Jethro trolls... I mean, hangs out on the movie base (base three). There is a thread with some pornography in it in the Troll Room, but other than that this place has been mostly free of the sort of filth that I think you're implying that your'e looking for, which is rather unfortunate, seeing how there are more delectable honeys per square post on here than on Nabisco's Internal Mrs Butterworth development forum. You just can't go wrong: anyone remotely female on this incarnation of the JC BBS is more invitingly hittable than the first three nails on Christ's cross.

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

Unfucking real!

The dude talks like I've never hooked him up with anything! TRM, if it weren't for me, you'd still be playing Destruction Derby and Midway Classics!

In other news, I am typing this with my keyboard modified to be a Dvorak kb. Man oh man, back to hunt and pecking - sloooow but reminds me what really new users have to put up with.

[The REAL Man]

this place has been mostly free of the sort of filth that I think you're implying that your'e looking for, which is rather unfortunate, seeing how there are more delectable honeys per square post on here

You're the SysOp, SysOp. Pump it up. Get a little shirt-free spirit going on.

[The REAL Man]

The dude talks like I've never hooked him up with anything!

You have, but you're getting stingier and stingier in your old age. "Watch out for my bandwidth!" Please. You're, like, one step away from "Get the hell off my property, damn kids!"

In other news, I am typing this with my keyboard modified to be a Dvorak kb. Man oh man, back to hunt and pecking - sloooow but reminds me what really new users have to put up with.

What's next? Hacking off a leg or two, so you can learn what really new car accident victims have to put up with?