Random thoughts

[AArdvark]

For Halloween this year I made a Charlie Brown yard decoration

[AArdvark]

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I love it.

[Tdarcos]

"Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me."

"I am a rock, I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries."

[AArdvark]

The Simpson's Halloween special has been on so many years now that I didn't get many of the pop references tonight.

[Tdarcos]

The Simpson's Halloween special has been on so many years now that I didn't get many of the pop references tonight.

Does that frighten you?

What is the national college for ghosts? Scare U, located in Bowie, Maryland. (Say it out loud if you don't get it).

[AArdvark]

I said Bowie, Maryland out loud five or six times and I still don't get it.

Please to explain

[AArdvark]

Note: the Orcs Head Tavern base is internet searchable and Im not commenting on the pr0n topic

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

That's fair. It's also the one that allows guest posting.

Let that man speak! He deserves to be heard!

[Tdarcos]

I said Bowie, Maryland out loud five or six times and I still don't get it.

Please to explain

It works as a spoken joke because 'Bowie' is pronounced 'boo-wee' not 'bough-ee'.

[AArdvark]

Well, that just ruins the joke. Please call the town Fathers and get them to change the spelling.

[Tdarcos]

Note: the Orcs Head Tavern base is internet searchable and Im not commenting on the pr0n topic

Your sex life is so bad you don't want to admit you watch porn? I understand, that can be embarrassing.* There's no shame in watching it, as long as you realize that much (most) porn is male fantasies and 'real' sex is usually not done the same way. Sex that is fun for both is usually boring to watch; visually interesting porn often involve sex in anatomically unusual positions or practices which don't really allow the woman to come (cunnilingus and finger banging excepted).

On the other hand, you might be embarrassed even if you and your partner have a satisfying sex life for both of you. I can guess some people are embarrassed about the subject.

And some people watch porn with their significant other for what I suspect might be the intention of that anonymous guy, to find ideas of positions or acts to try.

Please don't tell us about it; your sex life is none of our business, and this message is not intended to encourage or solicit your exposing details about your personal life.


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* I am not claiming he actually has any problems with his love life, I'm just fucking with him, which is usually the reason porn is made in the first place!

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Here's my random thought.

[Flack]

I just gotta make it to 12/31. Thoughts and prayers!

[Casual Observer]

The Simpson's Halloween special has been on so many years now that I didn't get many of the pop references tonight.

You're kidding, not even Westworld? Not even the Grinch host in that segment? Or references to all the other cartoons at the end.

I didn't get the first two segments tho I could just look up I guess.

[Flack]

Random thought:

Taylor Swift just made history by taking over all 10 spots in the US top 10 record charts. If Taylor Swift knocked on my front door I wouldn't answer it, unless she was delivering for DoorDash. If given the choice between two free front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert and a free single scoop ice cream cone, my answer would be "chocolate."

[AArdvark]

Someone with talent and ambition. I don't believe I've ever heard her sing. I'm out of touch.

Which brimgs me back to the Simpson's Halloween special. I didn't know it was a Westworld thing. I've never seen Westworld without Yul Brenner and that was a long time ago.

I didn't get the Bob's Burgers reference until my wife pointed it out. The anime episode was good but I haven't watched any anime since the guys in the space submarine thing with the wave motion gun ( no google)

The first story was pretty good but I've never heard of a pookadoo, or whatever it was called. The kids books references I got because the grandson has some of them. Thats about it

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It's Fuddy-duddy Central in here, Jesus Christ. I'm supposed to be the old guy.

[AArdvark]

Get off my lawn! I have green pants and velcro Keds on my feet!

[Flack]

It's Fuddy-duddy Central in here, Jesus Christ. I'm supposed to be the old guy.

I feel ya. Say, what are you thoughts on this Takeoff murder? They're saying Migos are one of the most influential hip-hop groups of our time. What are your favorite Migos tracks? What did you think of Offset's tribute yesterday?