The Tom Swifties thread

[AArdvark]

"I wish for everyone to post tom swifties," he said humorously.

"It will be a mildly amusing topic that will probably never go anywhere," he said forebodingly.

"It's better than petty infighting," he said peaceably.

[Tdarcos]

"You want us to do Tom Swifties?" he asked quickly. "Well, I'll do it if I have to," he said begrudgingly.
"You don't have to do anything, just try," she said invitingly.
"Sometimes I think you're wound too tight," he said springingly.
"Do I have to get the dog to do it?" he barked.
"Not unless he can talk," she said, negatively.



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[Tdarcos]

"Take the prisoner downstairs," he said, condescendingly.

[AArdvark]

"I don't think springingly is a word," He said seasonally.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hmmmmmm?

[ChatGPT]

"I suffer from gynomastia," Tom said man-boobily.

[pinback]

Welcome back.

[Tdarcos]

"I just got thrown through a fucking window!" Eddie Murphy exclaimed in Beverly Hills Cop, defenestratingly.

"Go west, young man," Horace Greely said, directionally.

"Me want a cookie!" the Cookie Monster exclaimed, addictively.

"I have to use the toilet," he said, flushingly.

"You can't use the women's bathroom, " she said, gently.

"I can't read," he said, illiterately.

"Oh come on, those aren't real words, you just made them up," he said, fictionally.

"You guard the armored car from robbers," he ordered, defensively.

"I don't have any money, but give me a bag of cheeseburgers anyway," he ordered, poorly.

"Put the bottle of nitro down," he said, gently.

"Okay, you drive the explosives truck," she ordered, carefully.

"Go walk the dog!" she barked.

"I'm going to learn how to do pencil drawings," she said, sketchily.

"I hurt my arm," he said, painfully.

"I dropped a vase," she said, brokenly.

"I have to go to a funeral," he said, gravely.

"My son flunked kindergarten again," he said, stupidly.

These are fun," I said, happily.

[AArdvark]

"Go walk the dog!" she barked.

That was good

[Tdarcos]

"Go walk the dog!" she barked.

That was good

"That was good," Aardvark said, approvingly.
"I need a drink," she said, thirstily.
"Go get a cup," she said, emptily.
"You bastard! You didn't pull out," she said. With a pregnant pause, she said, "I think you knocked me up!"