Here, we air our grievances with the board and with each oth

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

... And with each other, that should say.

Everyone wants to do it. Not everyone felt like they can. So here is a thread to get those things that bother us off our chests.

PINBACK, I am angry at you for the fact that you have intentionally made your own website shitty because it's too "time consuming" to bring proper content like we all know you can do.

SOUFFLE, I am angry at you for being such a screechy little drama queen and for trying to make this BBS into a shithole made up in your image.

VITRIOLA, I am angry at you for killing that poor, defenseless little mouse that hitch hiked from California to Phoenix with you. Going that many miles for a mouse is like a human making it to Mars. And then you sicced your cat on it and told it to go rend it limb from limb and not stop until that meeces was in pieces. You're a heartless, cold, butcher of our little mousy friends. More, you feel you're too above it to get your hands dirty yourself. You're the Kingpin of Homicide here.

BRUCE, I am angry at you for turning the girl I was sweet on before the mouse incident towards a life of prostitution so that she could pay off this drunken Osama bet that should have been left in Vegas (and I should say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas).

LEX, I am angry at you because you no longer post now that you are "in college" and "studying" and "trying to rescue a future for yourself."

Those are my grievances. You're all up next, now.

[AArdvark]

And then you sicced your cat on it and told it to go rend it limb from limb and not stop until that meeces was in pieces.

Would that it had been Mickey Mouse...




THE
DISNEY REALLY SUCKS
AARDVARK


wait, that sounds wrong...

[Vitriola]

Yeah, I got somethin' to say:

JETHRO: For totally pinching off the umbilical cord of nutritious images I was bringing to this site by your constant bawling about picture posting. Now you have nobody to blame but yourself for my text.

PINBACK: For calling my personal trainer in the comedy department 'deballed' when, out of everyone on this board, you have been the only one who has never lined himself up for a bowl of what I'm serving. Everybody else came and got some, so? Afraid to go one on one with me? Think you're gonna make me cry?

VIOLET: Won't sleep with me. I mean, you're practically begging for it; I know it, you know it, and there's about 200 pages of JC fanfic on Zekk's hard drive featuring our most caustic posters and the compromising positions they find themselves in, animated GIFs and all, in which you star prominently.

THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO IN THE HIZZ: You could occasionally make me proud by posting something that takes more than 14 seconds of thought and 0 effort in coherence. And renaming my cats with better names than I originally came up with. That hurts.

JONSEY: For spending more time at enemy camp 'trying to figure out what he's planning', 'protecting my interests', and 'fucking his shit up', and by waking me up at night by yelling out 'BEN!' at various REM intervals like an ex-POW in the arms of his foreign bride.

BRUCE: Stop being so smug. I mean, yeah, you got some cash, but *I* got some hot nipplering action AND, perhaps, your address. Nothing is an accident...

SOUFFLE: For getting your ass banned when I was all preparing to take you out myself. Whoever you are, you're going down.

[Roody_Yogurt]

VITRIOLA: For writing that top notch post and rubbing in the fact that I'm completely not up to the comedy par at this place.

[Teufel ZeKK]

Hey guys, what's going on in this post?

So here is a thread to get those things that bother us off our chests.

Hmm...gimme a sec to think if there's anything that would be postworthy.

Nope, would rather keep my grievances to myself from now on. As I am once again on the path towards enlightenment and as such have no desire to create drama between those I love.

peace be with you all and may you all find your journeys in life to be tranquil and prosperous to your mind as well as your body.

I need another fruit pie.

[Worm]

I'm really not stomping my feet at anyone. I though am sort of dissapointed with Souffle, for totally failing at a chance to make me look like an ass and then going after Freddie.

[Violet]

VIOLET: Won't sleep with me. I mean, you're practically begging for it; I know it, you know it, and there's about 200 pages of JC fanfic on Zekk's hard drive featuring our most caustic posters and the compromising positions they find themselves in, animated GIFs and all, in which you star prominently.

God I should hope not. If there are pictures and I'm not saying there are they shouldn't be on anyone's hard drive but my own.

Who said I wouldn't sleep with you? I just don't think it's that likely since you are all they way over there and i am all the way over here it just wouldn't work sadly. Hey maybe if you came to NY, now there's a possibility.

The only one I am mad at is...

ROODY: because he doesn't pay child support for our capitalist baby.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

JONSEY: For spending more time at enemy camp 'trying to figure out what he's planning', 'protecting my interests', and 'fucking his shit up', and by waking me up at night by yelling out 'BEN!' at various REM intervals like an ex-POW in the arms of his foreign bride.

...

... The fuck are you talking about? I presume by "the enemy" you mean SNT.net. But do you?

Here are some more:

VITRIOLA: For making posts that make about as much goddamn sense as Lex's old posts when he was drinking. And not drinking.

WORM: For making me laugh with his, "I don't mind the Barenaked Ladies, in fact, I thought that _John Henry_ was a pretty good album" comment over on Caltrops and not here.

ROODY: For hating his motherfucking country so much and for trying to get Ben to release the "B-Side" of the roller coaster pic to the Internet, which I would prefer never, ever happens.

SOUFFLE OF PAIN: For playing like shit at flag football tonight.

MY BROTHER MIKE: For giving me shit for showing up to the game late. "Practice? Y'all talkin' bout... practice." -- A. Iverson

CLASH: For never posting here and, now, for never posting at the enemy's site.

LOAFERGIRL: For being so goddamn sexy that I've had to rush to Photoshop all your scenes while I was still a, ah, gentleman of leisure if you're digging my ditch here. Also! 80%, 20%, ha ha ha. (I hope nobody else gets that.)

[Vitriola]

Violet purred:

Who said I wouldn't sleep with you? I just don't think it's that likely since you are all they way over there and i am all the way over here it just wouldn't work sadly. Hey maybe if you came to NY, now there's a possibility.

I'm gonna score.

[pinback]

PINBACK, I am angry at you for the fact that you have intentionally made your own website shitty because it's too "time consuming" to bring proper content like we all know you can do.

My grievance is that you continue to harangue and deprecate my website, which has, at last count, in the last two and a half weeks, provided more content than the entirety of your own website in the last year or more. I'm not filing a grievance that you're putting down my website. I'm filing a grievance that you're so very insecure about your own that you're hardly someone I can respect. As I read your constant assertions that I'm "making my own website shitty" (even as countless other fans register approval on a daily basis), I keep thinking, this can't be Jonsey, all deballed and insecure now, can it?

This, please, cannot be that. (*)


(*) Yes, I wrote this entire post to set up one of my favorite lines from the introduction to Magnolia. I could do a whole month here of posts written for no other purpose than to set up Magnolia quotes. But I won't, because this BBS is mine's enemy.

Have you heard about the Jolt Country Lie? Educate yourself. http://www.sonowthen.net

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

My grievance is that you continue to harangue and deprecate my website, which has, at last count, in the last two and a half weeks, provided more content than the entirety of your own website in the last year or more.

Oh, come on. You have to give me credit for what I write on the BBS. I've put in like 3,000 posts. Those are like very small SNT.net updates.

I'm not filing a grievance that you're putting down my website. I'm filing a grievance that you're so very insecure about your own that you're hardly someone I can respect.

How the hell is me thrusting my cock of anger at you and your loved ones me being "insecure"? If anything, I'd say that's very secure.

As I read your constant assertions that I'm "making my own website shitty"

That was you. Or did you forget that you had decided to "tone it down" and make it "less Pinback's Web Central"?

(even as countless other fans register approval on a daily basis)

I don't know if they "register," but some of the guests post a lot of approval, all right.

I keep thinking, this can't be Jonsey, all deballed and insecure now, can it? This, please, cannot be that. (*)

If you ran a better website than I, I'd be the first one over there. I am all about the success of my "peeps."

I said the following once, and then you reacted to it, and then you decided to not react to it. So here is hoping that you react to it the right way again:

"You wanted to put together a site where you wrote about being alive. I just wish that you'd start writing."

(Actually, your 9/14 entry was good like that, so you haven't even followed through on your own demands to make your site crappy, so I don't even know what this is all about.)

I am just unhappy, I guess. A bit shit. Miserable. Wretched.

You know what always cheers me up?

[gsdgsd]

I have the following grievances:

Robb, for not having you-know-what done yet.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, for... oh, goddamnit, I still can't accept it.

God, for making the women of Croatia so astoundingly hot, but not allowing me to speak Croatian.

That is all.
Greg

[Lysander]

Here are my grievances.

Robb: for not going IM-agnostic and staying on god damn mother fucking goat blowing ICQ.

Vitriola: for *making* Robb stay on god damn mother fucking goat blowing ICQ.
Toofle ZK: for being an insufferable ass. Please, take your pointless Vitriola-bashing somewhere else. Like gamefaqs.com or some such. I'm sure they'd find you welcome.
Souflee Of Pain: for being a complete ass for no good reason. I mean, he's not even a *funny* asshole.

Blue: for being an annoying whore who abuses elipsees.
My dad: for making me sneak these fascinating JC posts. Bastard.
Violet: for not immediately sleeping wwith Vitriola and then not posting endless pages of description on it.
Myself: for not checking this place more often.
Pinback: No idea. Its just... everyone else does, so...

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Your dad banned you from JC, Lysander?

[Lex]

I love each and every one of you, except A bug, who doesn't post nearly as often as he should.

I was sure his special keyboard would've arrived by now.

[Worm]

WORM: For making me laugh with his, "I don't mind the Barenaked Ladies, in fact, I thought that _John Henry_ was a pretty good album" comment over on Caltrops and not here.

Myself: For confusing the Barenaked Ladies and TMBG for about the fourth time in my life. It's funny because I mixed the fuckers up again right? You didn't mistake it for something intelligent did you?

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

Yeah, I got somethin' to say:

JETHRO: For totally pinching off the umbilical cord of nutritious images I was bringing to this site by your constant bawling about picture posting. Now you have nobody to blame but yourself for my text.

Huh?

When did I ever "bawl" about picture posting?

My darling, the only "bawling" do has nothing to do with crying, though my partner has been known to shed tears of joy.

I'm pissed at everyone for having made myself LVP upon my arrival then only making it into one person's rogue's gallery, and even then for fictional reasons.

I'm especially pissed at two people:
1) Lex, for consistently promising to post more on groucho.org, yet continuing to post on JC, despite the fact that he is even more hated than I am around here
2) Worm, for confusing TMBG and BNL. Here's a hint: TMBG are good, BNL are excrementally awful.

Oh, and I'm sort-of pissed at Jonsey for using the term "cock of anger" - that's just disturbing. Especially the idea of him "thrusting" it at The Enemy. I think he's gotten "taking down" confused with "going down."

[Vitriola]

Oh, and I'm sort-of pissed at Jonsey for using the term "cock of anger" - that's just disturbing. Especially the idea of him "thrusting" it at The Enemy. I think he's gotten "taking down" confused with "going down."

This is what I've been saying.

Oh yeah, and I'm also pissed at Robb for continuing to interject himself in my mind, even last night, when I had HWR on her bed, wearing panties, and rubbing her legs for her. And I hate myself for sitting there, manhandling HWR, thinking, I hope he's not going to be pissed about this...

I could so SCORE if it weren't for you. You're going to pay.

[Worm]

When did I ever "bawl" about picture posting?

My darling, the only "bawling" do has nothing to do with crying, though my partner has been known to shed tears of joy.

Three guesses to figure out what one letter word you forgot.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

You're going to pay.

"It says here that Alex Rodriguez is making more money than all of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays combined." -- Peter "MCP" Berman

"Alex Rodriguez is more valuable than all of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays combined." -- Neil deMause


I know that she was quivering in a jiggle of ecstasy because of the massage that you gave her and not, you know, the meth or anything. I know this to be true, and I have accepted it.

Usually when given the description, "a good looking redhead with a nice body who walks with a cane sometimes that all the girls just love" I am thinking Marvel Comics' "Daredevil." But the HWR has caused all manner of redefinition and turned everything upside-down in my life. I don't know what to expect any longer! Well, I don't know what to expect except content, natch.