Trying to get Cyberganked on Steam.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

This bullshit is something I would pay someone to take care of.

Here are the problems I was given last time. Keep in mind that NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

Failure:
Your store page has failed our review because the store page currently doesn't display enough screenshots. We ask that you display a minimum of five screenshots of gameplay.

For more info about screenshots, please see our documentation: https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/stor ... creenshots

Failure:
Your store page has failed review because the Library Logo lacks transparency, affecting how it looks against the Library Hero. The Library Logo and Library Hero should be designed with each other in mind. Use the placement tool to see how these images interact. Please upload a new Library Logo with transparency. You may also need to upload a new Library Hero, depending on your goals.

To find more information about library assets, check our documentation: https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/assets/rules#2


Failure:
Your store page has failed our review because Library Capsule contain the Adobe overlay. Please update the Library Capsule and remove the overlay.

To find more information about library assets, check our documentation: https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/assets/rules#2


Failure:
Your store page has failed its review because the Library Capsule (library_600x900.jpg) and/or Library Logo doesn't show the app's name. Please make sure the game's name appears on the Library Capsule and Library Logo, so your players can identify the game in their library.

For more info about library assets, please see our documentation: https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/assets/rules#2

I fixed the pictures to the best of my ability and resubmitted. Let's see what the new problems are.

[Jizaboz]

Yeah man Steam store is more horseshit than releasing an iOS app lol. Let me know if you want some more help tho.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well, I got it. It's approved.

The store is "approved" but I can't make the store live, yet, though. They don't recognize the trailer I uploaded 9 years ago, which was a requirement to getting the store approved. Why is their process so awful. I may just re-upload the thing, although I think my version of the trailer says that it will be ready in 2016, which didn't happen.

Your first video should get to gameplay or action as quickly as possible. Slow, dramatic introductions might be appropriate for a cinematic trailer on YouTube, but for someone that is in shopping mode, it's much more useful to quickly see what the game is like to play.

I totally agree, VALVE except I ain't gonna do that, and instead I am going to slowly make jokes. I don't care if this game doesn't make a dime.

Also, I thought that I could do a single bit of voice acting in the trailer and I sound awful. How does this keep happening to me? Alex, Flack and Jiz all sound great. Here is the trailer in case anyone missed it over the years.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

There is an entry for the Twitter link for a Steam game. I saw that it said "x.com". Well, I don't indulge malignant dumbfuck narcissists like Musk. I changed it to "twitter.com/cyberganked" and hit save.

The Steam setting CHANGED IT BACK to "x.com."

Why the fuck would anyone give a second to indulging a piece of shit like Musk and write code for this nonsense.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

The trailer from 2016 or so is back on the Steam store page.