You know, you all can participate too! I'm sure ol' Paul has a few favorites from back in his grocery-store-shoppin' days!
But that's okay, I'll keep going for now. Kinda, you know,
warming up the crowd:
Now, this one really comes down to whether you think White Castles are good or not. I think they are.
Look at the goddamn pizza aisle. No pizza is going to make this list, and the saddest ones are the ones made by restaurants that DO make good pizza, but because it's frozen, it's going to be borderline passable at best, and a far cry from what you'd get from the restaurant.
That is NOT THE CASE with frozen White Castles. Other than missing the pickle (which of course you simply add yourself), these are indistinguishable from the product you'd get "fresh" from the "restaurant".
There is no reason to go to White Castle if you can get them frozen.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.