Professional Car Buyer Representatives?

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Professional Car Buyer Representatives?

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Moving past AI bullshit, someone on LI made a joke that I think actually might be a good idea: Professional Car Buying Representatives

Think about it, even the shitshow of assholes here each have enough experience not to be fleeced anymore at car dealerships but so many people have no idea even that its a game they are playing. My dad is such a cuck that he wants his Toyota salesman to like him, fucking sad.

What if it was a job to represent the car buyer with the strongest front possible to break down even the strongest sales bullshit.

A tall, handsome man walks into the dealership with his "friend" who is the real car buyer, the REAL MAN handles the entire process up to the real buyer signing the line. Everyone knows from the get go that no salesy shitshow is gonna happen today.

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Re: Professional Car Buyer Representatives?

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So... An automotive lawyer?

I'd hire Kingie to be my rep. Sit back and tell him to kick ass on a salesman!

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I miss my dad.
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Somehow, I'm thinking that by the time you pay your "Professional Car Buyer Representative" for his services, you will no longer be saving any money on your car.
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I did ok when I bought my 2018 WRX, thanks to TrueCar.

Man, we talk a lot of shit about the corporations we used to work for, but TrueCar never had 3 layoffs in a year and got me a proper price on a car.

Not sure how I am gonna do it after Walrustitty buys the 2018. I am sure it will be terrible and awful.
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TrueCar employees have gone on to do some really amazing things.
When you need my help because I'm ruining everything, don't look at me.

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"Stay employed" qualifies as far as I am concerned.
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