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Big Dreams, Tiny House

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Through a series of mini-adventures that are too long and convoluted to properly unravel, I am currently staying in a tiny house in West Virginia which I cannot leave. I mean, I can go outside and walk around but I can't get in my car and go anywhere. It's a three day stay and my wife sent me with three weeks worth of food so no worries there.

I've been infaturated with tiny houses for years, every since I first discovered the concept. I've dreamed of owning one but there's no way it could ever be my primary residence. I own, and will always own, too many things. When I first arrived one of my first thoughts was, "I wish I had only brought a couple of bananas instead of a whole bunch." Every square inch of space has suddenly become important to me. In the main living area there's a bench and a chair; my suitcase is on the bench, my laptop bag is on top of that, and my camera bag is in the chair. I've spent a lot of time shuffling things around. When I get dressed, the laptop bag goes to the bed.

All of my electronics -- and I brought too many -- are on top of one of those white 4' plastic folding tables. It slides well on the wooden floor, which is fantastic. To get up from the bench I have to slide the table back. To get to the bed, I have to slide it over. It moves around a lot.

The tiny house has all the comforts one could want. There's a window air conditioner that will freeze you out, running water, a normal toilet and shower, and a full kitchenette that has a microwave, air fryer, oven, and refrigerator. There's also surprisingly fast internet, which is good because there's no cell phone service.

Last night around 8PM, the power went out. It got dark as shit, both inside and outside. The house faces a river which is backed by a mountain full of trees and when the power goes out, you just stare into blackness. The only sound outside was of generators off in the distance firing up. Inside the house was just as dark. Fortunately I'm in the van and have a pile of rechargeable LED puck lights, USB-powered fans, and all kinds of stuff.

Oh, and when the power goes out, the internet goes out. WHich means the cell phone goes out. WHich means... it get's real quiet.

I am getting a ton of stuff done. I've edited three YouTube videos, written several chapters of a new book, and spent some time sitting down by the river thinkin' about nuthin'.

No way I could live in a tiny house full time, but for a few days at a time, it's really refreshing. A nice reset.

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Re: Big Dreams, Tiny House

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So what you're saying is...

When the power is out...

You are living...

In a van...

Down by the river?
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Re: Big Dreams, Tiny House

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Da King wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:15 pm So what you're saying is...

When the power is out...

You are living...

In a van...

Down by the river?
You too will be livin in a van down by the river.. when yr.. living in a VAN down by the RIVER!!

Sometimes, power outages are cool! Also, be thankful you didn't park your van down by a river in Texas a few days ago.

West Virginia! Weird place. Had fun drivin thru there back when I used to drive to Chicago. I've kind of wanted to go back for the Fallout 76 theme. (Mothman museum, Helvetia's Fasnacht Festival, and perhaps Winterplace Ski Resort and fancy golf resort presidents went to if I ever make a lot of money again)
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Re: Big Dreams, Tiny House

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Hey Flack, how many times is it now that you've heard that joke since you began your VanLife channel?

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Re: Big Dreams, Tiny House

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AArdvark wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 2:53 am Hey Flack, how many times is it now that you've heard that joke since you began your VanLife channel?
My last video got 100 comments and 50 of them were that joke. And every one of them think they're the first one to post it.

I stayed in the tiny house four nights followed by another three in the van. Tonight we're in a Marriott somewhere in Kentucky and say what you will, there's something to be said about air conditioning and showers. The van currently has over a week's worth of dirty clothes shoved in every nook and cranny and smells like it.
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Re: Big Dreams, Tiny House

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We did a trip in a Sprinter Van a couple of weeks ago!

It had a shower hook up. Not being a nudist, I did not go for the full monty. But it was nice to be able to SOAK MY HEAD with it in the morning and afternoon.
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