Perhaps you'd care to getcher Temple of Elemental Evil on?

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:32 pm

UPDATE!!!

My Temple of Elemental Evil has been gotten on. Sort of. See, the game's kinda a buggy fucking mess. I couldn't even get sound until I found a Securerom crack. Monsters spawn in walls sometimes and, if you're in an area that's too small to flee successfully, you're essentially screwed since you can never end combat. Item Creation is fucked in several different ways. Hirelings take the lion's share of the loot, to the point where they're overloaded and can barely move at all. And then they attack you if you kick them out of the party. Some spells last forever that shouldn't. And apparantly I'm one of the people experiencing fewer than normal problems. Lovely.

From this point on I am done following video games. The only two satisfactory games I purchased this year were GTA3 and EU2, both of which were selected entirely on impulse. I figure I'm just going to wander into Comp USA with a dart and a blindfold once every four months or so, and should have decent results.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:52 am

Debaser wrote:I figure I'm just going to wander into Comp USA with a dart and a blindfold once every four months or so, and should have decent results.

UPDATED UPDATE!!!!

Coming soon: Debaser gets his "Barbie Teaches Typing" on!!!

Worm's Law · Post by **Worm's Law** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:08 pm

If you do that three times then I'll have to kill you then blow up Comp USA. Playing video games is fun and relaxing so therefore is ILLEGAL.

How's that for posting ON TOPIC, Worm?

Debaser wrote:
Debaser wrote:I figure I'm just going to wander into Comp USA with a dart and a blindfold once every four months or so, and should have decent results.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:11 pm

Oh, dear, you aren't though. Posting on topic that is. How great.

gimmick. . . melting away · Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:27 pm

Whoopee!!! How great!!

Actually I'm getting bored as we speak and most likely will not keep posting until something else interesting happens.

Worm wrote:Oh, dear, you aren't though. Posting on topic that is. How great.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:13 am

GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:45 am

Lex wrote:GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD

Yeah, that's real content. Why do you people even bother having a board - a chat room or even an email thread would work fine for the three or four people that actually are ever on at once.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:28 am

Y'know what, Shirly? This isn't working out. Seriously, I'm sorry to say, I think our relationship is at it's end. Now if you'd kindly stop pulling Worm's pigtails and shove the fuck off, that'd be great.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:54 pm

AND MY COCK STOP PULLING THAT BECAUSE YOU MUST BE HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THAT IS NOT DESIRABLE TO ANY HUMAN BEING SO THAT IS WHAT I WILL CALL YOU!

worm's new tag line wrote:Worm, here's a new tag line for you.

Worm wrote:the son bites my moon and the guys go down. I'll be floating, squirming, and laughing. Next position? That'd be me face up tossing salad."

gimmick wrote:Heh. . . you mispelled *rimJOB* you maggot

Worm wrote:No, I type like that. *rimshot*

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:47 pm

Worm wrote:AND MY COCK STOP PULLING THAT BECAUSE YOU MUST BE HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THAT IS NOT DESIRABLE TO ANY HUMAN BEING SO THAT IS WHAT I WILL CALL YOU!

I'm just totally confused by your post. I must not be smart enough to understand.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:15 pm

HMPH! Obviously you illiterate troglodyte. hehe Numerology predicts you as dumb and me as super intelligent hahaha because message board posts are actually representative of intelligence.

Casual Observer wrote:I'm just totally confused by your post. I must not be smart enough to understand.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:43 pm

Worm wrote:HMPH! Obviously you illiterate troglodyte. hehe Numerology predicts you as dumb and me as super intelligent hahaha because message board posts are actually representative of intelligence.

Heh, you believe in Numerology. That's pretty stupid.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:32 pm

So, Debaser? Any update on this game? I've heard loads of conflicting shit.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:49 pm

Debaser wrote:UPDATE!!! The only two satisfactory games I purchased this year were GTA3 and EU2, both of which were selected entirely on impulse. I figure I'm just going to wander into Comp USA with a dart and a blindfold once every four months or so, and should have decent results.

GTA 2 and 3 are just about my favorite games. I have always loved open ended games that let you roam around and do whatever you wanted, and I never imagined how much I enjoy stealing cars and running over people. Last game I bought was Dune 2000 which I was briefly addicted to my first year in college.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:51 am

If I beat you at Dune 2000, will you become a lurker again?

Lurker no more · Post by **Lurker no more** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:33 am

Lex wrote:If I beat you at Dune 2000, will you become a lurker again?

I'll make you my Atreides bitch!

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:16 am

Lex wrote:If I beat you at Dune 2000, will you become a lurker again?

I'd squash you and the Worm you RODE in on.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:36 pm

His dick indeed was in my ass. Well played.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:27 pm

Eeew.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:59 pm

Worm wrote:His dick indeed was in my ass. Well played.

You lost so graciously that I feel bad about giving the typed tounge lashing. It was too easy when Lex stuck up for Worm - which we all know is an antagonist in the Dune story which the Atreides prince rides on in the end.