Jolt Country Summit 11/12

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:30 am

minutes:

* Greg's skill at pool made Robb and Dayna cry, maybe

* Jax fish place in Bldr shuts down way too early

* Old Chicago doesn't

* If you're giving the best man speech at a wedding, you shouldn't tell the bride that you'll fuck her up if she cheats on the groom

* Robb played Plundered Hearts for a while in his life

* Greg looks like Captain America without muscles and gay wings

* Robb was very good in defending Dayna's honor outside Old chicago, Greg kind of sucks

* Robb played the ****

* Robb and Dayna listen to bands I've never heard of

* battle raper

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:39 am

I don't think I actually beat anyone at pool. I'm not sure what Drunk Greg was thinking when he posted that.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:21 pm

Probably better thoughts thsan what drunk Robb was thinking when we had to go get him out of j--

Oh hey! Moments I remember:

ICJ: "Look, just (something), ok, bitch?"

V: "When the alcohol starts flowing, the bitch comes out. Bitch this, bitch that, bitch, polish my shoes for me, bitch, finish my game for me..."

ICJ: "Hey! I've never asked you to polish my shoes."

gsdgsd: "Fuck you, Friendster"

And I went unbeaten at pool, btw.

Matedire · Post by **Matedire** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:05 pm

YOU!?

went unbeaten at pool? Maybe I need to pay you a little visit. Seems your "compotition" isnt really that. So I will come up there and hand your ass to you if you like,

By the way what was it for Dayna.......Public Drunkness or Prostitution?

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:07 pm

I don't think Dayna had any run-ins with the law. We had to (without her knowledge) defend her honor from some drunken frat guys, but other than that, she was a perfect angel.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:26 am

Will I have a challange at billiards? WOO HOO! Then again i haven't been playing regularily in a while...

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:38 am

loafergirl wrote:Will I have a challange at billiards? WOO HOO! Then again i haven't been playing regularily in a while...

Do you have access to a shovel or a spade?

24yrold Longmont HONEY · Fri Nov 21, 2003 11:01 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
loafergirl wrote:Will I have a challange at billiards? WOO HOO! Then again i haven't been playing regularily in a while...
Do you have access to a shovel or a spade?

Isn't there supposed to be an auction area to this site? Can I bid on Robb Sherwin's testicles?

I mean, I usually get them for free, but now that he's a game-making internet star, I realize I'll have to pay big money for them.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:23 pm

24yrold Longmont HONEY wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
loafergirl wrote:Will I have a challange at billiards? WOO HOO! Then again i haven't been playing regularily in a while...
Do you have access to a shovel or a spade?
Isn't there supposed to be an auction area to this site? Can I bid on Robb Sherwin's testicles?

I mean, I usually get them for free, but now that he's a game-making internet star, I realize I'll have to pay big money for them.

...

I'm just going to:

1) pretend that you are loafergirl
2) pretend that you said that you had access to one of those items

POST CONTINUES

"Good, because I'll need it when I am BURYING you in billiards! Ha haw ha!!!!"

POST ENDS

n/t

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:46 pm

Actually, I think this post has a little more life left in it.

Hey, Robb, what's on January 5th?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:09 pm

The Soviets recognized a Polish pro-Soviet government, which was nice of them.

Code: Select all

1945 Soviets recognize pro-Soviet Polish Provisional Government

On the eve of a major offensive into Poland, the Soviet Union decides to recognize the pro-Soviet Lublin Committee as the Provisional Government of Poland instead of the government-in-exile that was temporarily being headquartered in London.

On September 1, 1939, a massive German army invaded Poland. Sixteen days later, the USSR invaded Poland from the east. During this tumultuous period, Gen. Wladyslaw Sikorski became leader of a Polish government-in-exile in London. He developed a good working relationship with the Allies until April 1943, when Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin broke off Polish-Soviet diplomatic relations after Sikorski requested that the Red Cross investigate the alleged Soviet slaughter of Polish officers in the Katyn forest of eastern Poland in 1942. 

As the war progressed and the Soviets battled the Germans in western Poland, the Polish government-in-exile began to fear that Soviet domination might follow if the Soviets defeated Germany for control of the Polish territory. Stanislaw Mikolajczyk, Sikorski's successor as the provisional government head, pleaded with the Allies to secure Poland's postwar borders and sovereignty, but no such assurances were granted. In August 1944, the Polish Home Army, fearful that the Soviets would march on Warsaw to battle the Germans and never leave the capital, led an uprising against the German occupiers. They hoped that if they could defeat the Germans, the Allies would help install the anti-Communist government-in-exile after the war. 

Unfortunately, the Soviets, rather than aiding the uprising that they encouraged in the name of beating back their common enemy, stood idly by and watched as the Germans slaughtered the Poles and sent survivors to concentration camps. 

With native Polish resistance eradicated, and in anticipation of one last offensive against the Germans, the Soviet Union created its own pro-communist Polish provisional government to counter the anti-communist government-in-exile. At the Yalta Conference in February 1945, the Allies agreed that an interim government would be formed from both the pro- and anti-communist sides, with free elections to follow. The Soviets had other plans, though, and promptly turned the exhausted and battered Poland into a nondemocratic satellite country, which it remained until 1989.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:22 pm

Sad that you won't be able to celebrate this. Why not, Jonsey?

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:24 pm

It's kind of obvious exactly who this so-called "guest" is when Vitro-cola is the one and only person on the planet who writes out "Robb" instead of "RobB."

Well, besides RobB, of course.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:31 pm

Unless, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!!!!!!!

Uh, which guest?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:34 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:It's kind of obvious exactly who this so-called "guest" is when Vitro-cola is the one and only person on the planet who writes out "Robb" instead of "RobB."

I am almost positive that she was not the 24 year old Longmont honey. I haven't checked, but I have a feeling. Actually, it's a lot like that old Boston song: I have more than a feeling. When I hear that old song playing? Yeah, more than a feeling.

Anyway, regardless, she does not type my name in that inane way and that's why I continue to be quite fond of her. For a guy who said that he doesn't like running jokes -- YOU DAMNABLE FUCKING HYPOCRITE -- you sure are a damnable fucking hypocrite what with running that improper capitalization thing ragged for nigh on 13 years now.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:43 pm

I have never posted as Guest, actually, except 1 time when I forgot to log in. Guest accounts, occasionally. I can't speak for what Vitre-cola does in her turns on the net, tho.

But Gosh! that name never gets old!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:13 pm

Vitriola wrote:But Gosh! that name never gets old!!!!

Indeed, it appears as if His Royalness Jeff owes mankind an apology for what he stated in that one thread about comedy, what with him being exposed as the Dark Prince of Unfunny.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 11:28 pm

gsdgsd wrote:* Greg's skill at pool made Robb and Dayna cry, maybe

You did fine. Next time we are all in the same city we gotta play again so I can represent a little better. Plus, Pinner taught us "Nine Ball."

* If you're giving the best man speech at a wedding, you shouldn't tell the bride that you'll fuck her up if she cheats on the groom

Noted!! I have one of these coming up (you knew this, Greg, but I don't know if anyone else does, and I don't know if they man I am besting for wants it public or not) but I will avoid that and keep to "the script."

* Robb played Plundered Hearts for a while in his life

It was during my "curious about being bi-curious phase." Plus, my parents banned video games about pirates because they said it would queer me, so Plundered Hearts was as close as I could get due to the lack of pictures.

* Greg looks like Captain America without muscles and gay wings

SERIOUS.

* Robb was very good in defending Dayna's honor outside Old chicago, Greg kind of sucks

That's why I don't carry the collapsable baton with me out in public. Well, that, the police and the judicial system and everything, natch.

* Robb played the ****

.... I'll come correct: I used to play the oboe.

* Robb and Dayna listen to bands I've never heard of

But they have heard of you, Gregory!!

24yrold Longmont HONEY · Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:11 pm

Hey Jonsey. It is me, in the mod winter jacket and jeans and sneakers. I'm watching you. I'm always watching you. Why do you ignore me? We will be together, accept it. ACCEPT ME. I will wear your skin and become you.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:47 pm

He won't protect you, honey

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