The Sims 2...

[Maven]

I was going to give this one a pass because Sims "1" was only good for a night...

... but if you can make your Sims look like this I may have to change my mind...

[Jack Straw]

I dunno. To me, the whole concept just screams "tool".

[Vitriola]

I'd rather just look at porn. It doesn't demand hours of social intercourse before it delivers the goods.