The Real Time Strategy Files

[CA and NYC bars]

I need a cigarette every time I go back and read it.

:-(

[Sullen teens outside 7-11]

I need a cigarette every time I go back and read it.

:-)

[Jesse Helms]

I need a cigarette every time I go back and read it.

:-)

[Vitriola]

This is a man who plays and writes text adventures in his spare time.

Really? I had no idea.

[pinback]

[Warcraft 3's graphics] are, of course, inferior.

[Warcraft 3's graphics] are, of course, inferior.

[Warcraft 3's graphics] are, of course, inferior.

[Warcraft 3's graphics] are, of course, inferior.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

This is a man who plays and writes text adventures in his spare time.

Really? I had no idea.

Yes! It's true. In fact, there are four of them that I have made that have been independently declared in various circles to be pretty good; you remember the number "four," it's the same number of concerts I've gone to with you in my attempt to treat your hobby with interest and respect when the same is never, will never, could never and shall never be done... to mine.

I like how I don't make text games anymore, according to you lot. It's not enough that I am working hard on this new one, but somehow the ones I did previous are being UNDONE. They are being erased from the fabric of history.

I can guarantee you this much: I will complete the development of the one I am working on now before you complete playing ANY game I have ever made in my life. I would go so far as to state that I will complete the new one before you even so much as download or install one of the previous ones. In fact, I would like all future references to how I do nothing to at least be posted by Gerrit from you, because HE I feel like I am letting down. HE I feel like I am not working hard enough for. HE I feel will actually play this beast when it is complete.

OK, new rule: the only two people with access to this base are now Gerrit and myself.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

"..."

Why, no, Ben, I don't think I'm being 'catty'... what makes you say that?

BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER

[pinback]

"..."

Why, no, Ben, I don't think I'm being 'catty'... what makes you say that?

BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER

See, this is why I don't come here anymore. First I'm told some things IN PRIVATE, and asked not to reveal them to the public. Then I make other comments IN PRIVATE, assuming the same level of discretion.

And here I am, seeing them splaying out like a dead hooker in a motel bathroom for all the world to see.

I tell you. The old JC had much better graphics than this one.

[Huggles]

I tell you. The old JC had much better graphics than this one.

I agree with this sentiment. GREEN PURPLE AND BLACK ruled!!