Like you wouldn't find both conditions to be extremely hot. Anyway, I wouldn't need either if Comrade Ivan Maximillian Von Arcadia would do what I fucking tell him to do.Vitriola wrote:Sounds like you need a good dating sim. Or a boyfriend.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:My guy is DEFINITELY ignoring me.
I can't even get back to where I was last summer -- nobody will have breakfast and shout at things with me.
I want him to SEARCH for information.
I want him to HIRE a "right hand man."
I want him to FIREBOMB a bunch of buildings.
He's doing none of that, currently. Just my luck: I attempt to create a revolution in a breakaway Soviet republic and my avatar happens to be as lazy as the decadent American working the trackball.
"Let them eat Cheezy Poofs." -- Von Arcadia