The LoS Angeles Dodgers

brooksy · Post by **brooksy** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:54 pm

I like them.

Have since I was 5 or so.

Can anyone comment on their progress as players of Major League Baseball?

Particularly as said progress relates to their standing in the game as of July 22, 2004?

Please include any anecdotes that might add color to an otherwise colorless discussion.

Oh, and did I mention, "Dodgers Rule!"?

Sorry to have omitted that.

Beau Brooks from L.A.

The Wrong Base Fairy · Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:00 am

WRONG BASE!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:02 am

...but we'll let him slide because he's new here, and God knows this place needs some fresh playaz.

Here are my feelings re: the Dodgers...

Baseball is a dead sport, LA is a filthy, disgusting city, and the Dodgers still belong in Brooklyn.

Have a nice day.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:45 am

pinback wrote:...but we'll let him slide because he's new here, and God knows this place needs some fresh playaz.

Here are my feelings re: the Dodgers...

Baseball is a dead sport, LA is a filthy, disgusting city, and the Dodgers still belong in Brooklyn.

Have a nice day.

Here are my feelings regarding the Dodgers:

You stole Shawn Green from the Blue Jays, and now Shawn Green is telling his buddy Carlos Delgado how great things are and you'll probably steal him, too. I can't stand the Dodgers but more, I can't stand anyone trying to steal two of the three greatest homegrown Jays of all time.

Then again, maybe Green just wanted Delgado on the team so he wouldn't have the worst batting average on the squad. I'd laugh, except for all the tears.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:13 am

At least Brooksy actually LIVES in Los Angeles, or otherwise has any personal connection whatsoever to the city in which the baseball team plays.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:57 am

pinback wrote:At least Brooksy actually LIVES in Los Angeles, or otherwise has any personal connection whatsoever to the city in which the baseball team plays.

What kind of argument is that? What a weak-ass attempt at derailing the thread.

I DEFY you to find ANYONE who is more of a fan of ANYTHING than me and the New Orleans Saints.

"But... but you didn't live in New Orleans!!!" -- Pinback

That makes my fanship all the more special, precious and important. It's pretty fucking easy to be a "fan" of the slobs in your own backyard. My Directv bill is $88 a month for a quarter of the year because I'm doling out the cash to catch all the Saints games. How much have YOU paid to see your so-called favorite teams that change about as often as you change clothes? I'll tell you: $0.00.

You disgust me, Pinback. Never mention sports or fanship to me again. I've seen things and been through events that your feeble little imagination could only imagine.

pindick · Post by **pindick** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:22 am

You know who chooses their sports team on the basis of how much they like the colors?

1. Children.

2. Women.

3. ICE CREAM JONSEY.

Sir, it is you who disgusts me. Please never speak to me again on any subject, much less sports, women, or children.

GYUK GYUK!!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:19 pm

Alright, this is the kind of thing you use the IP address scan for Robb. Someone better fess up, *turns lights on and off*.