M16s out, X29s in!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:12 pm

http://www.webster-dictionary.org/defin ... -29%20OICW

Apparently, the Military is going to phase out its M16s. This is good enough news on its own, but what they are replacing it makes me very, very happy. Have oyu seen Pearl Harbor? Well, do oyu remember that scene where the huge bunker-buster bomb breaks through all of the armor plating and hangs lopsidedly down from the ceiling at all the soldiers just long enough for one of them to tentatively breathe "Thank god... a dudd!" before et explodes, killing everyone? In four years, every soldier in America will be able to make his grenade launchers do that. And the rifles will be a whole pound lighter than M4A1s, will be easier to use, be easier to fire without being cleaned, be more durrible, a more sane design... and the rifles should be ready in a year.

I dig this.

A lot.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:47 pm

I want one.

I can get one now with the assault rifle ban lift, huh? Heh.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:11 am

And what would someone DO with this new and improved projectile device? I suppose you could always tear up deer into stew meat, save you the chore of having to drag one out of the woods whole. I wonder if gun clubs would let you stroll in and start blasting away on some Saturday. Or you could always get a plane ticket to the middle East, I would think something like that would come in rather handy over there.

THE
BOOM-BA-LA
AARDVARK

Heckler · Post by **Heckler** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:49 pm

Hehe. Koch.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:50 pm

AArdvark wrote:And what would someone DO with this new and improved projectile device?

Make them pay. Make them all pay.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:44 pm

Debaser wrote:
AArdvark wrote:And what would someone DO with this new and improved projectile device?
Make them pay. Make them all pay.

MotherFUCKERS. Oh, they'll pay all right.

Bruce

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:50 pm

I like this thread

Colonel Kurtz · Post by **Colonel Kurtz** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:02 pm

EXTERMINATE ALL THE BRUTES

Rockstar Games · Post by **Rockstar Games** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:09 pm

KILL ALL HAITIANS

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:52 pm

yes.... yes... kill all haitians.......

gtavcmademedoit

AssClown · Post by **AssClown** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:06 am

KILL ALL FAGS!!!