Truth in Advertising.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:49 pm

I propose a new amendment to the Constitution which states that at the end of every print ad, every radio ad, and especially every television ad, the advertisor must state, with the last three words in the ad:

Send us money.

I think that would do exponentially more for this country than any lever you're likely to pull on November 2.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:09 pm

Yeah, and a disclaimer ad posted on every personal, sorry, 'Craigslist' ad: 'I'm really a man', 'I'm fugly', 'I'm lined with scrotal hair', and 'I'm just fucking with you', just to clear things up for the lonely.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:19 pm

Let's not do two things, each of which involves jumping:

1. Let's not base-jump.

2. Let's not jump to conclusions.

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:38 am

pinback wrote:Let's not do two things, each of which involves jumping:

1. Let's not base-jump.

2. Let's not jump to conclusions.

What stuck in your craw about advertising? Hey guy, maybe if you didn't spend a good four quarters of your life watching TV you wouldn't be so affected.

What else are you upset about?

How are those airline peanuts?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:39 am

Why are you still here?

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:34 am

Lysander wrote:Why are you still here?

The 20 posts I've made on this shitty site are all better than you, as a person. The intangible words I've placed on a screen are better and frankly more important than your entire life.

That is why I am here.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:48 am

We have a good lineup finally. Please do not ruin this.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:49 pm

This seems as good a place as any to link this.

I sort of have mixed feelings. I'm going to down a couple Jack and Cokes and come back to this.

Rodney Dangerfield's bowe · Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:53 pm

Yeah, they need to tell us what's in that food. I get no respect. No respect at all..

itgirl · Post by **itgirl** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:43 am

pinback wrote:1. Let's not base-jump.

All your base are belong to them.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:14 am

itgirl wrote:
pinback wrote:1. Let's not base-jump.
All your base are belong to them.

=( BAN PLZ

I guess it's nice to see AYBABTU every now and then. I'd like to be able to goatse someone again too and fire up my old AOL T00lz. Though that's all in the past. Stuff sure gets old quick on the Internet huh?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:11 pm

Souffle of Pain wrote:The 20 posts I've made on this shitty site are all better than you, as a person. The intangible words I've placed on a screen are better and frankly more important than your entire life.

I must respectfully disagree with this assessment, sir.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:27 pm

Why respectfully?

Hobgobl!n · Post by **Hobgobl!n** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:16 pm

Almost as obnoxious as I used to be, Souffle of Pain! Thankfully I am no longer.....