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Knuckles the CLown
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Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:46 pm
Location: Shaker Heights, OH

Orange County

Post by Knuckles the CLown »

What the fuck is an Orange County? Hi I live in Orange County. I don't live in a city, I don't live in a town, I don't live in a garbage dump -I live in a fucking county! Is orange county where Los Angeles is?

If so, I must assume, these people are either too poor or to0 much of a pussy to live in the big city so they live in a suburb. BUT, since they are Californians they need to be somebody, hence instead of saying they live in Dirty Hispanic City, CA, they say I live in "Orange County" in order to make it sound like they are part of what's fershizzle. Hey Knuckles where you from "Sandusky County bro it's the cat's pajamas" hey overweight/annoying Jolt Country poster, where you from "Oh man, Monroe County, that's the M.C. to you, CHECK OUT MY GRAVEL PIT"

On a lighter note you know what type of people live in "Counties"?- Slave Owners and farmers. Slave Owners owned large chunks of land (bigger than cities and towns but smaller than states) and reaped the profits, Slavery was abolished and they became toothless farmers but retained the land. So if you tell me you live in a county I assume you must own over 100,000 acres of land.
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Lysander
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Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:39 pm
Location: East Bay, California.

Post by Lysander »

I live on an island. Which island? Orange Island.
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AArdvark
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Location: Rochester, NY

Post by AArdvark »

Isn't that where they build motorcycles and argue a lot?

Not in that order though.
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