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I want MY Diet Coke, Nurse Ratched!

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I am rapidly approaching the FINAL DIET COKE I WILL EVER DRINK IN MY LIFE.

I am doing this because the labels on these fuckers say "1 in 12 WINS FREE DIET COKE!"

I've bought at least THIRTY of these bitches, and I ain't got SHIT except "DRINK COKE PLAY AGAIN", "DRINK COKE PLAY AGAIN", "DRINK FUCKING COKE AND PLAY AGAIN LOSER".

So I'm going to keep BUYING these bitches until I WIN, and then that's the LAST fucking DIET COKE I will EVER DRINK. Except for the FREE ONE. FUCK THIS SHIT.

FUCK YOU.
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I have been buying Mountain Dews recently. The caps all say "ONE POINT." Why? Why would they do that. Who in their right mind is keeping around a thousand Mountain Dew bottle caps? No-one cares. The last thing I think about when I go to the Internet is plugging in the name of a drink or cola.
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Are we TALKING about MOUNTAIN FUCKING DEWS?

LOOK AT THE GODDAMN NAME OF THE THREAD, BUTTSUCK. We're talking about DIET COKES, not CARBONATED PISS-LOOKING FUCKING SWEET AS FUCK BABY SODA FOR BABIES.

IS EVERYBODY HERE INSANE BUT ME!??!?!
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Post by Angry Stewart Payne »

Please quit yelling at me. I thought we were friends.
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Dunno about Coke, but every year that Pepsi has their "Free iTunes" giveaway, you can tilt the 16 oz. plastic bottles so that you can see what's written on the inside of the cap. Imagine that, every diet Pepsi the wife buys is a winner!
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chris wrote:every diet Pepsi the wife buys is a winner!
Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.
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Post by chris »

pinback wrote:Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.
Yeah, well I'm not the one who's going to be sleeping alone tonight....
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chris wrote:
pinback wrote:Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.
Yeah, well I'm not the one who's going to be sleeping alone tonight....
Winner: PINBACK
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Post by AArdvark »

Does everything that happens to you need be retold with excursions and alarums?

I WENT to a an ASIAN supermarket today! I HAD CAT!

my apartment is BLUE

I talked to LUCY TODAY!!

I didnt WIN A FREE DIET PEPSI/COKE


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chris wrote:
pinback wrote:Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.
Yeah, well I'm not the one who's going to be sleeping alone tonight....
There's about to be a what?

DORKFIGHT!
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Post by Knuckles the CLown »

And yes what a fight it would be, I'm guessing the ratio of punches to broken wrists would be.... 1:1?
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time
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Post by AArdvark »

Oh you guys, just stop. Flame wars suck.

I feel bad about the whole diet soda non-win thing. I have a get one free cap if you want me to mail it out to you..




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Post by nessman »

I drink filtered water from the tap. I don't involve myself in this soda prize malarkey.

Pinback - what's your beef... Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack. Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?

Pinback...
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nessman wrote:Pinback - what's your beef... Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack.
No doubt. He actually seems like a pretty good guy. I was just giving him a hard time, maybe spice things up on the board. I don't actually wish him any ill -- to the contrary, I'm glad he's doing well. (As I would be any of the rest of you, of course.)
Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?
I wish I had a comeback to this, but, as sad as it sounds, that's pretty darn close to the truth. Oh well, I'll keep going anyway. Maybe things will perk up tomorrow.
Pinback...
Whew. I don't think I'm quite that heavy, but I sure have felt that way a lot lately, it's true.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown »

nessman wrote:I drink filtered water from the tap. I don't involve myself in this soda prize malarkey.

Pinback - what's your beef... Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack. Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?

Pics please, I don't believe it!
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time
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Knuckles the CLown wrote:
nessman wrote:I drink filtered water from the tap. I don't involve myself in this soda prize malarkey.
Pics please, I don't believe it!
Ask and ye shall receive...

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Post by Horus P. Truthteller »

Oh, how even the thought of Britta disgusts me these days...
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Oh, how even the thought of Poland disgusts me these days...
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Post by Knuckles the CLown »

Knuckles the CLown wrote:
nessman wrote: Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack.
Pics please, I don't believe it!
haha
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time
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Post by chris »

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Pics please, I don't believe it!
haha
Yeah right...I'm going to post pictures of my wife so you pervs can crank a few out. Give me SOME credit.
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