WELCOME BACK JONSEY!!! (AND VITRIOLA!)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:38 pm

Welcome back, ICJ and VX! Oh, how this board (and my life!) has languished without your esteemed presences!

I've done my best to keep the Content Virus spreading as well as I possibly could, but as you know better than anyone, that's not that well!

So, I'm just happy that you're finally back, and can whip this motley band of ragamuffins back into shape!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:31 pm

review: America

status:d rove acrosstt it

grade: F. I can't stand a single one of you fuckers

Horns given to while driving U-Haul

ICJ: 2
Vitriola: 3

Middle fingers received: unknown
Middle fingers given: countless

Worst part: all of it

Fuck this country

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:50 am

You move or something?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 31, 2005 9:15 am

We moved her stuff out of a storage locker in Long Beach, CA. In the meantime we got to see the very worst of America.

Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!! It definitely helps and people are more than willing to have all their worldly possessions involved in an auto accident so that you can save the ten seconds before the green shows.

The only way to stay sane is to empower yourselves over the infantile behavior of others. We made the number of beeps we got something to be proud of. But it really is amazing how people expect you to put yourself at risk into traffic you maybe wouldn't even go into if you were driving your everyday driver.

(Actually, once you get the U-Haul out of the city/cities in California it was pretty smooth sailing. All the other exits had really big streets and ample parking.)

chris · Post by **chris** » Tue May 31, 2005 9:47 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:We moved her stuff out of a storage locker in Long Beach, CA. In the meantime we got to see the very worst of America.

So you *did* drive through Utah?

Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!!

Like you said, you're 3 times bigger than they are. Put the truck in reverse and watch 'em shit their pants.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:00 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!! It definitely helps and people are more than willing to have all their worldly possessions involved in an auto accident so that you can save the ten seconds before the green shows.

[insert picture here of scene where the nerds are driving off to college in dad's station wagon - can't find it on the damn internet... aborting attempt to make teh funny!]

Mr. Skolnick: GOT THE OLE' CRUISE CONTROL SET ON 35 SON

chris · Post by **chris** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:05 pm

nessman wrote:[insert picture here of scene where the nerds are driving off to college in dad's station wagon - can't find it on the damn internet... aborting attempt to make teh funny!]

I'm wagering that the trip was more along the lines of "Bonnie & Clyde" or "Natural Born Killers"....freewheeling across the country doing whatever they please.

Um, but without the killing stuff. And no Rodney.

And I'll wager $10 that they got busy in the back of the UHaul at least once....just so they could say that they've done it. You crazy kids you!

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:02 pm

Thankfully I have RotN DVD... now I can make teh funny...

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!! It definitely helps and people are more than willing to have all their worldly possessions involved in an auto accident so that you can save the ten seconds before the green shows.

Mr. Skolnick: GOT THE OLE' CRUISE CONTROL SET ON 35 SON

chris · Post by **chris** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:38 pm

nessman wrote:Thankfully I have RotN DVD... now I can make teh funny...

Not funny in theory, even less funny in practice.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:44 pm

chris wrote:And I'll wager $10 that they got busy in the back of the UHaul at least once....just so they could say that they've done it. You crazy kids you!

I'm going to need closure on this.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:35 pm

You forgot:

Number of gangs spraying their insignia while parked in a lot at a motel on the corner of Route 66 and Grand Ave. in Glendora, California named something like Prodst: 1

So I wonder, do some gangs have websites, like Tribes clans do? And is there an employment niche here?

chris · Post by **chris** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:19 pm

pinback wrote:
chris wrote:And I'll wager $10 that they got busy in the back of the UHaul at least once....just so they could say that they've done it. You crazy kids you!
I'm going to need closure on this.

Silence = EMPHATIC YES

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Tue May 31, 2005 8:15 pm

chris wrote:Not funny in theory, even less funny in practice.

You're pissed only because I thought of it first.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:31 am

Vitriola wrote:You forgot:

Number of gangs spraying their insignia while parked in a lot at a motel on the corner of Route 66 and Grand Ave. in Glendora, California named something like Prodst: 1

So I wonder, do some gangs have websites, like Tribes clans do? And is there an employment niche here?

Do they charge you for such shit? If I ever move to the big city a "sucks cocks" stencil and can of pink spray paint are coming with me.