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Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:21 am

BEST OF.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:36 am

Makes me wonder if gsdgsd is just one of these things that went sentient.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:51 am

Looks like Mars is going to be "big" again. Either that or my Aunt is sending me spam.

MARS SPECTACULAR!

The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

Due to the way Jupiter’s gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m.

That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN

I thought it already WAS close by. A couple years ago. I remember because I had moved into a new apartment and followed it in order to find the right one when I was drunk.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:59 am

Lionel Ritchie is also coming to town, btw.

Lionel Ritchie:

Mars:

Winner:

LIONEL RITCHIE

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:52 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I thought it already WAS close by. A couple years ago. I remember because I had moved into a new apartment and followed it in order to find the right one when I was drunk.

It was. Note how the story includes no years, just dates.