[The Chess] Milker vs Jonsey, Game One

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Abbreviations:
U: Unique
R: Rookie
E: Experienced
V: Veteran


[The CHESS. Game One. 400 points, rules still being learned so we're doing lots of shit we're not sure about.]

Jonsey:

U (Dark Knight Returns) Batman
U M.O.D.O.K.
R Deadpool
V Blue Beetle
R Captain America

Milker:

U Nightmare
E Major Maxim
E (Mutant Mayhem) Wolverine
U Bastion

(An aside... just learned that Bastion is the old robot "Nimrod" reincarnated. I knew there wasn't a unique Marvel character I had heard of. They just had to give Nimrod a new, stupidier name. Oh, and I once lost a Scrabble game to Dayna because I tried to use the word "Xorn" which is made up.)


Okay, going by memory here, but essentially:

ICJ: Everyone but Cap is brought out first.
MU: Everyone is brought out.

ICJ: Deadpool and MODOK attempt to fight Bastion
MU: Nightmare and MM takes on Batman and Blue Beetle

MU: Bastion kills Deadpool
ICJ: MODOK kills Bastion

ICJ: MODOK kills MM
MU: Wolverine kills Blue Beetle

MU: Wolverine kills Batman
ICJ: ...

ICJ: MODOK kills Wolverine
MU: ...

ICJ: MODOK kills Nightmare

ICJ wins!

I *could* be wrong about who did in Batman. I had him run away at one point and it was either Wolvie or Nightmare. But I think it was Wolverine.

And I see now that the only guy to get a kill for me in the first game was MODOK. So here's a picture of the last guy standing.

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Quick hint here:

Some things which would make this thread more fun to read are:

1. Context.
2. Explanation.
3. Anything.

[milkunits]

My nightmare non-flying clix, goes boom, boom, boom.

Now we just to find out how a hero flying is brought to the ground for close combat fighting.

I have video footage of last nights geekfest.

Kbye,

Milk

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Abbreviations:
U: Unique
R: Rookie
E: Experienced
V: Veteran


[The CHESS. Game Two. 400 points, rules still being learned so we're doing lots of shit we're not sure about.]

Jonsey:

E Power Girl
R Deadpool
V Booster Gold
V Starman
R Skrull Commando


Milker:
V Daredevil
E Shi
E Doomsday
E Ultimate Captain America


Milker: moves his team into place
ICJ: moves his team into place

Milker: moves Daredevil into Power Girl's range
ICJ: Power Girl kills Daredevil

ICJ: Batman outwits Captain America's shield
Milker: Doomsday kills Deadpool

ICJ: Booster attacks Doomsday, Power Girl attacks Captain America
Milker: Doomsday kills Skrull Commando

ICJ: Starman attacks Shi
Milker: Captain America kills Starman

ICJ: Booster retreats, Batman leaps to building
Milker: Captain America kills Booster

ICJ: Power Girl gets between Milker's guys and Batman
Milker: Shi kills Power Girl

Milker: Captain America kills Batman

Milker wins. Using no strategy, having to have all his own powers explained to him and without a whit of actually understanding the game, the Milker somehow won.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Abbreviations:
U: Unique
LE: Limited Edition
R: Rookie
E: Experienced
V: Veteran


[The CHESS. Game Three. 800 points, rules still being learned so we're doing lots of shit we're not sure about.]


Jonsey:

U Red Skull
U M.O.D.O.K.
R Green Lantern
LE Deadpool
U Dark Knight Returns Batman
U Commisioner Gordon
V Black Panther
R Colossus
E Power Girl
V Domino
R AIM Medic

Milker:

U Vision
U Darkseid
U Bastion
U Joker
U Flash (Jay Garritt)
U Parasite
R Brainiac 13
R S.H.I.E.L.D. medic


ICJ: Brings out his team into three units. The first with Batman, Black Panther and Commissioner Gordon, the second with Power Girl, Colossus, MODOK and Green Lantern and then everyone else sort of huddled together.

Milker: Brings out his units with no strategy or teamwork whatsoever.


Milker: Starts pegging ICJ's guys with the Flash, who has twice the speed of anyone else. Unfortunately, also does very little damage.

ICJ: Sees Flash bang away on Deadpool, who Milker apparently hates.


ICJ: First fight develops between Colossus and Darkseid. Power Girl and MODOK soar overy buildings providing flanks.

Milker: Bastion, Brainiac and Vision fly on out.


ICJ: Green Lantern tries to hit Vision, fails.

Milker: Laughs at the Green Lantern's attempt to hit Vision. Brings Parasite out.


ICJ: Colossus and Darkseid trade blows.

Milker: Vision and Bastion attack and hit Power Girl and MODOK


ICJ: Notices that a big fight is centered around a piece of debris. Many of Milker's characters are adjacent to this debris. Heard that Dominio had telekenesis, but checks for the first time: she does not! What the fuck, Internet?

Milker: Darkseid hits Colossus.


ICJ: Green Lantern uses telekenesis to move away the debris. Red Skull moves to where the debris is. Colossus is adjacent to Red Skull.

Milker: Bastion and Vision continue to attack Power Girl and MODOK


ICJ: Red Skull launches a poison attack, automatically striking everyone adjacent to him, which is most of Milker's squad.

Milker: Darkseid hits Red Skull, who uses Mastermind to give the damage to Colossus.


ICJ: Batman, Black Panther and Gordon begin to crawl around on the left side of the board in order to range attack and pick off Parasite.

Milker: Outwits Mastermind and Poison with Bastion and Darkseid. Hits Red Skull.


ICJ: Red Skull runs away like the little bitch that he is. MODOK and Green Lantern fire away at Bastion, eventually doing damage.

Milker: Attempts to engage in combat unsuccessful!


ICJ: Green Lantern finall kills Bastion, resulting in ICJ possible performing the Green Lantern's oath to Milker in a career ending performance for ever finding social acceptance.

Milker: It's all going badly for him.


ICJ: Deadpool, Black Panther and Batman wail away and kill Darkseid and Parasite.

Milker: Concedes Wednesday morning.


ICJ Wins!

[milkunits]

http://darksolitudeproductions.150m.com ... rright.jpg

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Nobody knows what you people are talking about.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

And to that, thank Christ.

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So the purpose of this thread is for the two of you to diddle each other in a public forum.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

If that's what it takes for you to let this one go, then yes. Sure.

[milkunits]

I mean this clix game is top notch geek type material. Man, if the people who voted me class president knew about this, I would never have had to plan my 10 year reunion this past year.

I mean come on, Heroclix is definetly not the way to get babes and win friends.

The funniest part is the first night we played my new neighbor came over to introduce herself. Now, I must say she was rather cute and yes, sometimes I like to look at her panties when she is outside in the yard, but man Robb started flipping out hiding the clix like it was a fricken drug bust. We were both embarrased.

Oh well, I would say hittin da clix so far has been a great little after work special. Any comic fan would find enjoyment in this.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I don't know who this person is.

[milker]

I like sit, like right fricken by you at work dudde. Come on now wormser, lighten up man.

It is ok to be in touch with your geek side. Seek it out and treasure it.

I mean look at that picture above. We could totally kick those guyses assessss.

Kbye

[milker]

If you were a Heroclix character, which would you be?

Would you be soaring with a power to outwit?

Think about that for a little while.

Randy

[bruce]

On behalf of reason and sanity I'd just like to give you a big warm "WTF?"

Bruce

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WORST OF.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

By the way, I pasted this snot again but I don't remember which of my guys creamed his. It was beautiful, however. Trust me.