Bloodrayne ....... the movie. Yeah, I know.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:44 pm

I don't really want to talk about it. It's kind of like when a close friend or family member dies. You know it might be nice to talk about them. Though it just hurts too much to do it.

Just ... just look at this.

There are no words.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:12 pm

Hahahhaha!

Who the fuck is that?

Christ, it's a game about a VAMPIRE STRIPPER. How hard was it to find a real stripper and put some buck teeth on her?

ZERO STARS!!!

For added comedy they ought to wait until the Half-Life movie comes out and release it at the same time and charge fifty bucks a ticket.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:27 pm

She looks like a TLC makeover candidate. The manface, ill-fitting clothes, and pooch...I mean, shit, they could have out me on there and gotten a preview slot in something less ephemeral a cinema run than "Get Out of My House: Spring Cleaning".

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:00 am

That outfit is most unflattering to her bulbous, not-Bloodrane-at-all stomach.

We have Photoshop these days, guys.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:09 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Who the fuck is that?

The chick from Terminator 3.

This is directed by Uwe Boll, remember.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

http://www.uweboll.com