Hot Coffee

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:24 pm

Man, this is what's wrong with America.

Everyone's getting all their panties in a wad because it suddenly transpires that, with a few minor modifications, you can watch CJ get blown.

I mean, there's no call at all to get alarmed that the game is, you know, a granny-murdering simulator, as Lex put it, but God forbid CJ should get his cock sucked.

I hate people.

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:36 pm

Sex is worse than Violence. Hold combinations. Like when you could nail a hooker and kill her.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:58 pm

Check out hte way Rockstar's trying to cover their stupid asses. Totally hilarious.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:01 am

bruce wrote:Man, this is what's wrong with America.

What is? "Hot Coffee"?

WTF are you talking about?

LINK PLZ

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:21 am

pinback wrote:
bruce wrote:Man, this is what's wrong with America.
What is? "Hot Coffee"?

WTF are you talking about?

LINK PLZ

Just Fucking Google It.

Or

http://www.gta-sanandreas.com/ will tell you.

Bruce

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:47 am

pinback wrote:
bruce wrote:Man, this is what's wrong with America.
What is? "Hot Coffee"?
WTF are you talking about?
LINK PLZ

You seem to have so much time on your hands (what with no female companionship and all), don't you even bother to read the news?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:58 am

Casual Observer wrote:You seem to have so much time on your hands (what with no female companionship and all), don't you even bother to read the news?

What the fuck are you talking about? I had a mega-hot twenty year old chick over last night, with whom I spent the entire evening having cocktails and deep, meaningful conversations.

Granted, she's my boss' girlfriend, and she spent most of the time complaining to me about how horribly he treats her, but still.

"What a bastard he is to me!! BTW, can I take some of this pizza back to him?"

Sure, baby. Anything you want.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:16 am

pinback wrote:What the fuck are you talking about? I had a mega-hot twenty year old chick over last night, with whom I spent the entire evening having cocktails and deep, meaningful conversations.

Granted, she's my boss' girlfriend, and she spent most of the time complaining to me about how horribly he treats her, but still.

Is this the one with the dead baby?

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:42 am

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:17 am

pinback wrote:Yes.

Well, at least you know she puts out.

And getting fired for boning--no, wait, belay that. Getting fired for NOT boning your boss's girlfriend, but he thinks you are--will make a great story.

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:50 am

bruce wrote:And getting fired for boning--no, wait, belay that. Getting fired for NOT boning your boss's girlfriend, but he thinks you are--will make a great story.

Workin' on it.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:51 pm

pinback wrote:
bruce wrote:And getting fired for boning--no, wait, belay that. Getting fired for NOT boning your boss's girlfriend, but he thinks you are--will make a great story.
Workin' on it.

You should totally not get some from Cancer Girl too while you're at it, and also continue to not get some from Lucy.

How is Lucy, anyway?

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:57 pm

bruce wrote:How is Lucy, anyway?

Oh, fuck off.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:20 pm

pinback wrote:
bruce wrote:How is Lucy, anyway?
Oh, fuck off.

You always do this. But please keep in mind that we don't know, as a group, when one of your ladies-in-waiting has reached the "fuck off if you even mention her stage" because you don't tell us.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:32 pm

If anything GOOD ever happens (with anything in my life) (ever), don't you think I'd be on here telling you about it IMMEDIA-- no, WHILE it's happening?

I'd have her bent over the couch, sinkin' eight in the pink, grabbing her hair with one hand, and typing a JC BBS post with the other. You'll forgive if I don't capitalize properly, due to the Shift key problem.

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:19 pm

Transcript of "during the act" message from Pinback:

{start intercourse}
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{end intercourse}

Lexxy · Post by **Lexxy** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:07 am

So, yeah, that sex is pretty evil. That'll corrupt kids minds. The driver-bye shootings are fine, though.

Fuck you, America.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:08 am

Sorry, I'm tripping on Nitrous Oxide atm. The damn stuff only lasts four minutes, you think I'd be able to wait to type properly.

But no.

Hahaha I just realised I'm leaving breadcrumbs like Pinback tried. MAn you've got to make them LOOK like gfootbprints in the snow :p

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:15 am

bruce wrote:How is Lucy, anyway?

She has a date tonight!

She was nice enough to come over to my cube and chat about it earlier. That's how I know.

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