Executions and the Saints

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Benny Boy: I just spent the past 20 minutes watching execution videos on ogrish. I need to stop doing that.
Benny Boy: It's not good, man.
Benny Boy: Why do I do that? Jealousy of the victims, most likely.
IceCreamJonsey:: I just donated 20 bucks to cancer research.
Benny Boy: Well, that's much worse.


IceCreamJonsey:: GOD you gotta be socking away the dough.
IceCreamJonsey:: I am really envious.
IceCreamJonsey:: None of this stupid shit expenses crap.
Benny Boy: Is that right.
IceCreamJonsey:: Six hunny for my knee. What. The. Fuck.
IceCreamJonsey:: They told me the day of the surgery.
IceCreamJonsey:: Like I had that much on me.
IceCreamJonsey:: "Oh! Six hundred? Sure, one sec. Can you break a thousand?"
Benny Boy: You love your knee, though. Your knee brings you much pleasure. What's $600 in the face of that?
IceCreamJonsey:: I like my cadaver's ACL, yes, TRUE. But still.
Benny Boy: Well, at least you're not getting bashed in the back of the skull with an AK 47 before having a machete jammed into the back of your neck and your head cut off.

Benny Boy: Unlike my man here on russian_soldier_beheading.wmv.
IceCreamJonsey:: Yeah, well, they could just post videos of people living in Russia.
Benny Boy: Heheahehahehh

Benny Boy: I always wonder what's going through their minds right before the knife goes in.
Benny Boy: My guess is:
Benny Boy: "Hey. Knock it off, eh?"
Benny Boy: I have dreams of being executed all the time.
Benny Boy: My thought is always, "Uhh... Yeah, could you actually *not* do that? Or something?"
IceCreamJonsey:: Way to stand up for yourself.



IceCreamJonsey:: Who's cutting whose heads off, now?
Benny Boy: Well, Iraqi insurgents cutting off heads of random people. Or ME, cutting off the head of TWO GRAY KITTENS, who keep biting me in the nuts.
Benny Boy: gray_kittens_beheading.wmv
IceCreamJonsey:: For me, the worst part of the videotaped execution would be when the realization that the rescue ain't actually coming hits.
Benny Boy: "Woooohoo! Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - Han Solo, who never shows up at those beheadings just in time.

IceCreamJonsey:: If I go down like that I'm yelling at Jim Haslett. They won't understand it, so they'll broadcast it.
Benny Boy: HAHAHHAhahahah
IceCreamJonsey:: "HURHRAAAHHAHA ALLAH! HHAAARRHEAAH ALLAH!"
Benny Boy: Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar! Trade for a decent corner!
IceCreamJonsey:: "HASLETT YOU FUCK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM TO THE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP GAME THIS YEAR Y..."
IceCreamJonsey:: yeah
Benny Boy: Right.
IceCreamJonsey:: "THANKS FOR CUTTING ROAF YOU DUMPY FUCK"
Benny Boy: I didn't know what the current complaint du jour of Saints fans was.
IceCreamJonsey:: Well, you gotta think big.
IceCreamJonsey:: Sure, I can bemoan the lack of starting time that Devrey Henderson gets, but I want this to be played every season.
IceCreamJonsey:: I don't want to be the guy who's all, "BUCKNER, YOU ASSHOLE, BEND OVER AND GET THE BALL!"